Message from @Boffin Frog
Discord ID: 467060860058337291
AIDS*
Anyway, most male hairdressers give at least five people AIDS.
*helps to solidify the stereotype*
remember kids faggotry actually leads to incurable diseases
I love Miatas
My biggest problem with gay male hairdressers is that they all drive MX-5 Miatas
And now everyone thinks I'm gay 😦
I almost crashed in my NA Miata on Tuesday, that was horrifying
It had rained a bit, roads were nice and slippery
I was going around a bend I know pretty well, says '20 mph' suggested speed, I was going at least 40
Rear end kicked out
There was an oncoming car, not in super bad danger but went into the grass instead of risking hitting her
Spun out in the grass
It was great
I've never been so close to a heart attack
Literally spinning out in front of 20+ rich suburban SUV drivers on their way back from work, it was hilarious
I'm humiliated
teheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Shaddup
I have racing blood. My first time in a rally was when I was 2 years old, I was my dad's navigator
I can't go faster than 15 mph
Typical dirt cat
I'm trying to think what the fastest I've ever gone is
trolled nae nae style
I've never broken the speed limit, of course
gbh fellas, sports cars look fucking gay to me
But one time I took my dad's Audi up to 155 I think
@Thomas No U
interiors look cool and stuff but the exteriors look like fucking flattened suppositories
The fastest I've gone is 80 mph
@Thomas I don't like modern boring sports cars to be fair
I really want a Fiat X1/9
Yeah msot modrn cars look like ass imo
especially Asian ones
I'm sad about how manual transmissions are dying out in the US
F250s look okay but the mpg is such unbelievable shit
*that leg room tho*
*holy shit man*
That's not a car.
That's a truck