You guys are really gay

We need a womp empote

emot

emote

EMO

*i tried so hard, n' got so far, but in the end, i still dress like a faggot*

holy shit

@Problematic White Knight Guess he wasn't in California

that guy is a fucking hero

think of how many fags he gave HIV

But he's a gay too

yeah but he's still gonna' die of AIDs

AIDS*

Anyway, most male hairdressers give at least five people AIDS.

*helps to solidify the stereotype*

remember kids faggotry actually leads to incurable diseases

I love Miatas

My biggest problem with gay male hairdressers is that they all drive MX-5 Miatas

And now everyone thinks I'm gay 😦

I almost crashed in my NA Miata on Tuesday, that was horrifying

It had rained a bit, roads were nice and slippery

I was going around a bend I know pretty well, says '20 mph' suggested speed, I was going at least 40

Rear end kicked out

There was an oncoming car, not in super bad danger but went into the grass instead of risking hitting her

Spun out in the grass

It was great

I've never been so close to a heart attack

Literally spinning out in front of 20+ rich suburban SUV drivers on their way back from work, it was hilarious

I'm humiliated

teheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

Shaddup

I have racing blood. My first time in a rally was when I was 2 years old, I was my dad's navigator

Oh okay

I can't go faster than 15 mph

Typical dirt cat

I'm trying to think what the fastest I've ever gone is

trolled nae nae style

I've never broken the speed limit, of course

gbh fellas, sports cars look fucking gay to me