I'm humiliated

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Shaddup

I have racing blood. My first time in a rally was when I was 2 years old, I was my dad's navigator

Oh okay

I can't go faster than 15 mph

Typical dirt cat

I'm trying to think what the fastest I've ever gone is

trolled nae nae style

I've never broken the speed limit, of course

gbh fellas, sports cars look fucking gay to me

But one time I took my dad's Audi up to 155 I think

@Thomas No U

interiors look cool and stuff but the exteriors look like fucking flattened suppositories

The fastest I've gone is 80 mph

@Thomas I don't like modern boring sports cars to be fair

I really want a Fiat X1/9

Yeah msot modrn cars look like ass imo

especially Asian ones

I'm sad about how manual transmissions are dying out in the US

F250s look okay but the mpg is such unbelievable shit

*that leg room tho*

*holy shit man*

That's not a car.

That's a truck

Asian cars look bad because of the squinty eyes

<:bigbrain:418140857242484757>

Buy American hire American

bloated and wrongly curved pieces of metal

@powerpuff boy American car companies suck :/ The last good American car company was AMC

MY great grandfather would kick your ass if you didn't buy American.

i hate cars

I like American trucks though

And tractors

I have a Ford N series tractor

Grandpa left it to me <:cozy:418139640047075328>

My grandad has this old post soviet Romanian tractor. It's in shit condition but we were thinking we may be able to salvage it and sell it as like a near-antique.

We can't use it much anymore tho...

"old"
Mine's from the '40s, runs like a charm

Proof that America builds the best heavy-duty equipment

It's old because the damn goat of a man refuses to really upkeep any of his equipment.