Message from @Ben
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and then delete it
@Barry N. Terdastein snake
I'll just ask Marcus first
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Where is Marcus
Dont
Where's waldoo
Why the fuck are my friends on steam recommending weeaboo games
not friends anymore you fucking weirdos
me irl
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Ryan Gosling pasta
I still hav dms from Malchuk of slimey penises.
Wait for the right moment
how slimey?
Like a bald mans head freshly dunked in water
I propose a sanhedrin for thots
R E S P E C T I N G
W A M Y N
Think hell womp her with that bottle
* googles 'sanhedrin' * ahh yes , me too
I want to wear an infinity gaunlet and punch my gf out of love
Lol
Making me look like dirtkev
Why did greg send you slumet penises
*I need to balance out our relationship honey*
WAM
Cus it fucking greg
I just put honey on my thumb <:dab:402362224527671306>
Im pretty sure its bc i told him i was going to circumcise my child
Then he ethreatened me
You tryna get yeeted?
don't let the jews steal more foreskin
No peepee suckin schlomo k thnx
is it true Gregory Malchuk is in jail rn?
or was that just a coincidence
