have her wear nothing but the apron

"But honey the asparagus will get cold"

Fux her on the kitchen counter

bitch thinks I give a fuck about cold vegetables

Fuck her on the bench

What if your wife is alph

@Deleted User gonna have to stop you right there

😂

Pause

Everyone clap your hands

***clap***

Alphonsus is honestly dog shit compared to a supportive mommywife

Take the traps are gay pill

Thinking about fucking your wife on the counter will turn any man straight

I mean he did send me that pic remember?

Which 1

that one

traps might confuse your dick a little bit but mommygf will always bring you back

mommy gf will bring you Chad kids that will lift with you and go to church with you

**just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in**

imagine lifting with your kid and turns into an absolute Chad and starts to get stronger than you

intellectual dark web is against the establishment bro!

i missed the pic flakes

i was downstairs getting more milk

@dirt flakes based

I delet

epic

THIS IS ALL I NEEDDDDDDDD

don't ban pls

wait i still didn't see lmao

yeah can you post it again

o wait nvmd

i think i know

the panties one

fuggg

that nigger is gay as hell

>not wanting at least 8 kids

^

I'm shooting for 5