Message from @dirt flakes

Discord ID: 474268216760336386


2018-08-01 17:27:32 UTC  

@dirt kevin <:grug:420405237019443203>

2018-08-01 17:27:34 UTC  

and then fuck my beautiful wife

2018-08-01 17:27:50 UTC  

This but so unironically it hurts

2018-08-01 17:28:40 UTC  

The dream is hitting a pr in th2 basement with trash metal blaring while your wife cheers for you and then tells you dinners ready

2018-08-01 17:29:41 UTC  

"Good job honey! Dinners ready but you have to fuck me first!"

2018-08-01 17:29:57 UTC  

I wanna fuck while she's cooking lol

2018-08-01 17:30:08 UTC  

have her wear nothing but the apron

2018-08-01 17:30:13 UTC  

"But honey the asparagus will get cold"

2018-08-01 17:30:22 UTC  

Fux her on the kitchen counter

2018-08-01 17:30:32 UTC  

bitch thinks I give a fuck about cold vegetables

2018-08-01 17:30:39 UTC  

Fuck her on the bench

2018-08-01 17:30:39 UTC  

What if your wife is alph

2018-08-01 17:30:50 UTC  

@Deleted User gonna have to stop you right there

2018-08-01 17:31:02 UTC  

😂

2018-08-01 17:31:09 UTC  

Pause

2018-08-01 17:31:20 UTC  

Everyone clap your hands

2018-08-01 17:31:34 UTC  

***clap***

2018-08-01 17:31:40 UTC  

Alphonsus is honestly dog shit compared to a supportive mommywife

2018-08-01 17:31:53 UTC  

Take the traps are gay pill

2018-08-01 17:32:34 UTC  

Thinking about fucking your wife on the counter will turn any man straight

2018-08-01 17:32:34 UTC  

I mean he did send me that pic remember?

2018-08-01 17:32:43 UTC  

Which 1

2018-08-01 17:33:15 UTC  

that one

2018-08-01 17:33:25 UTC  

traps might confuse your dick a little bit but mommygf will always bring you back

2018-08-01 17:33:54 UTC  

mommy gf will bring you Chad kids that will lift with you and go to church with you

2018-08-01 17:34:08 UTC  

**just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in**

2018-08-01 17:34:29 UTC  

imagine lifting with your kid and turns into an absolute Chad and starts to get stronger than you

2018-08-01 17:35:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474268888981307394/unknown.png

2018-08-01 17:35:24 UTC  

intellectual dark web is against the establishment bro!

2018-08-01 17:35:37 UTC  

i missed the pic flakes

2018-08-01 17:35:44 UTC  

i was downstairs getting more milk

2018-08-01 17:35:45 UTC  
2018-08-01 17:36:36 UTC  

I delet

2018-08-01 17:36:38 UTC  

epic

2018-08-01 17:36:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474269242888552450/2919180b90a764bf8c44ac8e6c7a532d--harry-anderson-vintage-housewife.png

2018-08-01 17:36:40 UTC  

THIS IS ALL I NEEDDDDDDDD

2018-08-01 17:36:40 UTC  

don't ban pls

2018-08-01 17:36:46 UTC  

wait i still didn't see lmao

2018-08-01 17:36:52 UTC  

yeah can you post it again

2018-08-01 17:37:02 UTC  

o wait nvmd

2018-08-01 17:37:03 UTC  

i think i know