Message from @dirt flakes

Discord ID: 474267492760551425


2018-08-01 17:25:57 UTC  

😂

2018-08-01 17:26:16 UTC  

I'm unironically starting a home gym when I graduate. Homies welcome anytime

2018-08-01 17:26:21 UTC  

Planet fitness is for people who wanna tell themselves they went to the gym but don't wanna put in any effort to improve themselves

2018-08-01 17:26:28 UTC  

it's so funny watching women curl 5 pounds and think they're strong

2018-08-01 17:26:29 UTC  

It's good if you don't have the money

2018-08-01 17:26:41 UTC  

I legit want a power rack

2018-08-01 17:26:48 UTC  

That's all you need for a home gym

2018-08-01 17:27:01 UTC  

I'm getting a power rack when i can

2018-08-01 17:27:03 UTC  

Power rack bench barbell and weights

2018-08-01 17:27:05 UTC  

4 things

2018-08-01 17:27:07 UTC  

Not possible for my place <:kms:402614756243931136>

2018-08-01 17:27:13 UTC  

I already have it planned out

2018-08-01 17:27:16 UTC  

yeah I'd have to move out first

2018-08-01 17:27:22 UTC  

Lol Dusty lives in a mouse hole

2018-08-01 17:27:25 UTC  

gotta be able to deadlift at home when I get off work

2018-08-01 17:27:32 UTC  

@dirt kevin <:grug:420405237019443203>

2018-08-01 17:27:34 UTC  

and then fuck my beautiful wife

2018-08-01 17:27:50 UTC  

This but so unironically it hurts

2018-08-01 17:28:40 UTC  

The dream is hitting a pr in th2 basement with trash metal blaring while your wife cheers for you and then tells you dinners ready

2018-08-01 17:29:41 UTC  

"Good job honey! Dinners ready but you have to fuck me first!"

2018-08-01 17:29:57 UTC  

I wanna fuck while she's cooking lol

2018-08-01 17:30:08 UTC  

have her wear nothing but the apron

2018-08-01 17:30:13 UTC  

"But honey the asparagus will get cold"

2018-08-01 17:30:22 UTC  

Fux her on the kitchen counter

2018-08-01 17:30:32 UTC  

bitch thinks I give a fuck about cold vegetables

2018-08-01 17:30:39 UTC  

Fuck her on the bench

2018-08-01 17:30:39 UTC  

What if your wife is alph

2018-08-01 17:30:50 UTC  

@Deleted User gonna have to stop you right there

2018-08-01 17:31:02 UTC  

😂

2018-08-01 17:31:09 UTC  

Pause

2018-08-01 17:31:20 UTC  

Everyone clap your hands

2018-08-01 17:31:34 UTC  

***clap***

2018-08-01 17:31:40 UTC  

Alphonsus is honestly dog shit compared to a supportive mommywife

2018-08-01 17:31:53 UTC  

Take the traps are gay pill

2018-08-01 17:32:34 UTC  

Thinking about fucking your wife on the counter will turn any man straight

2018-08-01 17:32:34 UTC  

I mean he did send me that pic remember?

2018-08-01 17:32:43 UTC  

Which 1

2018-08-01 17:33:15 UTC  

that one

2018-08-01 17:33:25 UTC  

traps might confuse your dick a little bit but mommygf will always bring you back

2018-08-01 17:33:54 UTC  

mommy gf will bring you Chad kids that will lift with you and go to church with you