Message from @Mephisto

Discord ID: 475724841773826069


2018-08-05 17:37:40 UTC  

my gym shorts were loose as hell

2018-08-05 17:37:54 UTC  

i was getting out of a chokehold and showed them my balls

2018-08-05 17:37:57 UTC  

feels <:chad:402359917819985931>

2018-08-05 17:38:13 UTC  

trim your pubes

2018-08-05 17:38:40 UTC  

@dirt kevin stories like this is why I want to meet you

2018-08-05 17:38:44 UTC  

<:chad:402359917819985931>

2018-08-05 17:41:27 UTC  

i got fucked up in that wrestling unit of gym class

2018-08-05 17:41:43 UTC  

my friend zach elbow me in the face and my nose was gushing blood but i still beat him

2018-08-05 17:41:56 UTC  

he probably didn't wanna get all bloody

2018-08-05 17:46:01 UTC  

shut up jewbencuck

2018-08-05 17:46:28 UTC  
2018-08-05 17:56:37 UTC  

Those tendies were epic

2018-08-05 17:58:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/475724306845007882/FB_IMG_1533491936700.jpg

2018-08-05 17:58:57 UTC  

does anyone here subscribe to health and hubris, thinking about paypigging shawn

2018-08-05 17:59:15 UTC  

>paypigging anyone

2018-08-05 18:00:06 UTC  

I never have

2018-08-05 18:00:12 UTC  

but I want his health advice

2018-08-05 18:00:27 UTC  

I've been dieting for a year and want to get into lifting soon

2018-08-05 18:00:34 UTC  

and also get a better understanding of nutrition

2018-08-05 18:00:40 UTC  

so its probably a good starting point

2018-08-05 18:00:44 UTC  

just go to fit

2018-08-05 18:00:47 UTC  

it's free lol

2018-08-05 18:01:02 UTC  

is there even good stuff on fit

2018-08-05 18:01:10 UTC  

yes

2018-08-05 18:01:13 UTC  

@Mephisto make the protein shake i do

2018-08-05 18:01:15 UTC  

I use

2018-08-05 18:01:19 UTC  

cum

2018-08-05 18:01:35 UTC  

Hi Flakes

2018-08-05 18:01:39 UTC  
2018-08-05 18:01:43 UTC  

sup Jordan

2018-08-05 18:01:46 UTC  
2018-08-05 18:01:54 UTC  
2018-08-05 18:01:57 UTC  

@Deleted User whats the recipe

2018-08-05 18:01:59 UTC  

1/2 cup of rolled oats, 2 cups of milk, one sliced banana, and 2 scoops of protein powder

2018-08-05 18:02:16 UTC  

get creatine too

2018-08-05 18:02:17 UTC  

This equals to 950 calories and 80grams of protein

2018-08-05 18:02:20 UTC  

and you're goocie

2018-08-05 18:02:22 UTC  

fuck so close

2018-08-05 18:02:30 UTC  

1000 calories if you use whole milk

2018-08-05 18:02:34 UTC  

Pewdiepie almost did the ((()))