https://youtu.be/QWMAMAMHHsY

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

me rn

this fucking primary is pissing me off

gay

Give it time

Kobach will narrowly pull through

is that ohio

no ks

Ohio is a fucking mess

kansas?

Troy Balderson won by about 700 votes thats terrible

literally got sunburnt 3 days in a row for this nibba kobach he needs to fucking pull ahead already

hey at least he won

Petersen lost to a random MAGA candidate

He's in third fucking place lmao

Kobach only behind by 2,000 votes

Now only down by 1,000 votes

@Literally Shaking

u wanna do a show me with and talk about it ?

im live

@Barry White

ancient men conquered cities at the sword.. and you go to wine bar with "gf" for banter, YOU ARE GAY!

- bap

buy an infowars subscription

done and done

big poop mindset

https://twitter.com/splchatetracker/status/1027003989739675649?s=19

Need kobach to win

@Hickory this is not gonna end well

redpill me on kobach

Kobach's tough on illegals and illegal voters

h eonce killed a man in reno just to watch him die'

Ive got a lot of esoteric stuff I’m gonna talk about on the brap

Been preparing but I know I’m too small for America first

Just big enough for TDB

taking callers there tonight

I have the curse of great perspective but no good content or clout

Yeah not tonight

Weeknights are for the boys (sleeping)