@tsarsNeezy literal fake religion

ORIGINAL JOKES

Suck my ass McSchlong

Pastafarianism is a real religion

I'm an Agnostic Pastafarian

@Deleted User bet

Lel

Marx might have been sympathetic to the workers, but he was a complete psychopath, and believed in mental mutilation

fruity pebbles are actually good

But fruity is bad.

:(((

Why he no be like fruity pebbles?

Well

The cereal is good

Reese's Puffs are better

@S_5_fifstee He was actually a remarkably well-adjusted, level-headed individual who people were naturally drawn to. And if "mental mutilation" is being a Master of the Classics who revolutionized the fields of Western Philosophy and Political Economy, I guess so.

change my mind

Fruity pebbles are fruity

and taste like fruit loops

Reese’s Puffs is a cereal for niggers

Reese's Puffs are Reese'sy

so they are better

@Deleted User okay he definitely didn’t master the field of political economy, his economic views would literally deplete the nation within a few years of all resources

As @Scipio would say, Heich

Trump has a nice rump

boogaloolag

@moose clinton rekt

tbf

I endorse @tsarsNeezy for Senator of the Southwest

As President

Kanye knows his booties

I hope to win the UK seat.

@FLanon yo b0ss

Can you endorse me for citizens abroad

He'll be the best guy for Gamer Rights in that region

Nationalists to represent the UK

Yeeet

I'm gonna be Senator David Gaelican (L-ND)

We have someone running for Citizen Abroad

Kristoffer

FLanon, got someone running for UK?