@tsarsNeezy convert to yeetism

>implying I'm inbred bc I'm a Southerner

Lol

WOW

@tsarsNeezy literal fake religion

ORIGINAL JOKES

Suck my ass McSchlong

Pastafarianism is a real religion

I'm an Agnostic Pastafarian

@Deleted User bet

Lel

Marx might have been sympathetic to the workers, but he was a complete psychopath, and believed in mental mutilation

fruity pebbles are actually good

But fruity is bad.

:(((

Why he no be like fruity pebbles?

Well

The cereal is good

Reese's Puffs are better

@S_5_fifstee He was actually a remarkably well-adjusted, level-headed individual who people were naturally drawn to. And if "mental mutilation" is being a Master of the Classics who revolutionized the fields of Western Philosophy and Political Economy, I guess so.

change my mind

Fruity pebbles are fruity

and taste like fruit loops

Reese’s Puffs is a cereal for niggers

Reese's Puffs are Reese'sy

so they are better

@Deleted User okay he definitely didn’t master the field of political economy, his economic views would literally deplete the nation within a few years of all resources

As @Scipio would say, Heich

Trump has a nice rump

boogaloolag

@moose clinton rekt

tbf

I endorse @tsarsNeezy for Senator of the Southwest

As President

Kanye knows his booties

I hope to win the UK seat.

@FLanon yo b0ss

Can you endorse me for citizens abroad

He'll be the best guy for Gamer Rights in that region

Nationalists to represent the UK

Yeeet