Message from @dirt flakes

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2018-08-23 02:19:01 UTC  

fuck........

2018-08-23 02:19:04 UTC  

beat the shit out of some irish fag until he cried uncle and shat me some french fries but they werent salty enough so i nutted on them

2018-08-23 02:19:30 UTC  

beat the shit out of some irish fag until he cried uncle and shat me some french fries but they werent salty enough so i nutted on them

2018-08-23 02:19:51 UTC  

AAAAAAAA

2018-08-23 02:19:54 UTC  

NEW TWEET

2018-08-23 02:20:24 UTC  

Bondald dumf nuke south

2018-08-23 02:21:53 UTC  

Kill yourselves wignats

2018-08-23 02:21:59 UTC  

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

2018-08-23 02:22:10 UTC  

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

2018-08-23 02:22:53 UTC  

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

2018-08-23 02:23:29 UTC  

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

2018-08-23 02:25:45 UTC  

good coppypasta i must admit

2018-08-23 02:27:59 UTC  

@Deleted User its my brothers

2018-08-23 02:30:02 UTC  

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2018-08-23 02:30:18 UTC  

What the fuck is that nowthis tweet

2018-08-23 02:30:53 UTC  

it's woke

2018-08-23 02:31:16 UTC  

<:powerthink:402373351961788417>

2018-08-23 02:31:51 UTC  

Lou!

2018-08-23 02:31:54 UTC  

LOU!

2018-08-23 02:31:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/482014108019982346/Screenshot_2018-08-22-19-29-09.png

2018-08-23 02:32:04 UTC  

What the fuck lou?

2018-08-23 02:32:27 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-08-23 02:32:30 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-08-23 02:32:35 UTC  

>our shid cat

2018-08-23 02:32:45 UTC  

Trump just tweeted about South Africa

2018-08-23 02:32:49 UTC  

Major

2018-08-23 02:32:49 UTC  

bless shid cat

2018-08-23 02:32:58 UTC  

bless our shid cat

2018-08-23 02:32:59 UTC  

HES OUR GUY

2018-08-23 02:33:06 UTC  

This is not a drill

2018-08-23 02:33:21 UTC  

@patrockran lou? more like bread

2018-08-23 02:33:30 UTC  
2018-08-23 02:33:30 UTC  

LEFTIST HEADS ABOUT TO EXPLODE