Get the fuck off the Challenger. you'll get your McDonalds grease all over the paint

It’s about as retarded as I thought Deus would look

I thought he would look more Italian.

@GermanEastAfrica fight me

Like your greasy skinhead ass could do anything

https://youtu.be/BhwPfz7PQvk

Dude I am a skinhead who likes siege

Stop hating

That makes it even worse

@GermanEastAfrica do you think that is actually me?

Of course not

Well it is

The virgin buzzcut VS the Chad Hitler youth cut

I just know that you’re still a greasy skinhead

Who reads Siege

I was joking lol

@R E P T I L E I do have a HY cut

Good on ya m8. skinheads are retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/06/20/peak-thirst/

https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/intercontthirst.jpeg?w=500&h=778

>LA Tech

I'm seriously not surprised by this.

Hi seriously not surprised by this., I'm Dad!

@Nuke do you ever read Chateau Heartiste

I've read a little of his work.

"19. You are on a second date with a girl. You go to kiss her. She turns her cheek to you and says “Slow down, I’m not that kind of girl.” You reply:

(A) “Sorry.”
(B) “Yeah, well, no prob.”
(C) “This could be trouble ’cause I’m that kind of guy.” *smirk*

If you answered (A), subtract a point.
If (B), no points.
If (C), add a point."

It's sad that society has already reached "sex on the first date" since this was made.

Currently looking at Heartiste's dating market value again

"11. Where is there hair on your body?

My head and pubic area only: +1 point
I have to shave my legs daily and wax my bushy eyebrows: 0 points
I have dark forearm hair and a mustache: -1 point
Nipples, asscrack, and that giant mole on my back: -2 points"

>only one point off for girls with mustaches

It's funny how he says that the exclusions were about how women can't take brutal evals or whatever

but I was thinking "Women don't need jobs"

also funny how he doesn't seem to realize he excluded body count

also funny to see what people think of virgins over 25 in the comments, if there's a woman who's waiting until marriage to become a housewife I'm completely fine with this

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