Message from @John Public
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Lol i love how Hawaiian flower pattern has become like the main pattern of the movement and the shirts are uniform items lol watch someone is gonna make a damn regulation book making the shirts mandatory XD
They are mandatory.
😂
Ice house reg 1-1 Any morale patches must be appropriate and in good taste not to exceed 3inch in diameter
1-2 all operator Hawaiian shirts must be short sleeved with no undershirt beer bellies must be hidden
1-3 stop leaving NVGs in the field
1-4 beards are mandatory if you can grow them otherwise knit yourself a fake one
I did just buy a few new ones. And found the ones needed for night ops
@KaiBran proposals for amending reg 1 to include patches up to 3 1/2 in
Reg2 amend to state"beer bellies must be hidden or must be prominently displayed. No attempts may be made to hide the gut. And finally reg 4 amended as followed
1-4 beards are mandatory if you can grow them otherwise knit yourself a fake one. You may also sport the 6+ day growth or clean shaven. Those are the only acceptable variances in facial hair, irrespective of gender
Lets keep it going boys. Need to be able to maintain discipline lmao
Is different color hair allowed? 😂
Only if you're colorblind
Lol
1-5 all shirts must be colorful and fun (with the exception of night ops) Velcro on sleeves is allowed for patches (if you can get it to work) patches on shirts must be similar pattern
1-6 tricorn hats are mandatory if beer is present
1-8 boots and sandals are the only acceptable footwear. All crocs wearers will be yeeted upon arrival with the exception of tactical crocs
Acceptable. Must be of neon or black color
1-9 nothing in these regulations shall be construed so as to prevent the wearing of boxers/tighty whiteys and kit only. In fact this is the recommended attire for events that will feature sitting politicians
> Is different color hair allowed? 😂
@[MS] Foxtrot795
Yes but color must be of unnatural neon brightness
Fuuuuuck. So my blonde streak has to go then?
2-1. Be armed. Someway, somehow. Even if all you have is a big knife. Buy better but no one can kung-fu a .45.
Goddamn it. Let me run to the store then
Curtains must match the drapes or your not cutting it
2-2 LSD is recommended but not madatory
For men who stare at goats purposes
2-3 at no time will anyone be allowed more than 15 mins with any one farm animals. And a minimum of 5 days must pass between last "servicing" and butchering for eating. This ensures no cross contamination and good hygiene
2-4 all those found in violations of regulations shall face a tribunal comprised of at least 6 uninterested parties who shal render a verdict or be subject to lotioning
It's not hazing its...correcting behavior via humiliation
I was referring to the jury. If they dont render any verdict, they will be subjected to aggressive application of lotion. Seems like motivation to me.
2-5 the repeated violation of dress and uniform regulations shall result in more severe punishment that most heinous possible fate, which shall be the forced relocation to suburban neighborhood and forced participation in pta meeting, hoa meetings and the limited access to any form of entertainment not deemed "normies fun" the option of suicide by porcupine shall be offered
Lmao!!!
I dunno whats funny brother. Porcupine death is a slow, miserable way to go but nothing compared to living under a hoa😂😂
I have an HOA I believe
That sucksssss. Mini dictatorship in America. But you know, im liking this mental exercise. Lets keep it going
Lol
Due to a recent spell of my thoughts being more scattered than Hillary's emails I will be temporarily retiring the Hawaiian Helot writing portion. Still needing to fill my free time with something other than relentless sobbing leading me to die of dehydration I will start the new chapter for the Cul-De-Sak Commando. I wrote this without my glasses so any spelling errors are not my fault. Not wearing glasses also meant I heard no splash when peeing and will probably be cleaning the bathroom the tomorrow.
I just remembered in the above pic, i forgot the antennas on the left tank
@poorwithagat dang dude, nice drawings
Thanks man
better than my stick figures...