1-9 nothing in these regulations shall be construed so as to prevent the wearing of boxers/tighty whiteys and kit only. In fact this is the recommended attire for events that will feature sitting politicians

> Is different color hair allowed? 😂
@[MS] Foxtrot795
Yes but color must be of unnatural neon brightness

Fuuuuuck. So my blonde streak has to go then?

2-1. Be armed. Someway, somehow. Even if all you have is a big knife. Buy better but no one can kung-fu a .45.

@[MS] Foxtrot795 unless you color the rest of your hair neon green/orange then yes.

Goddamn it. Let me run to the store then

Curtains must match the drapes or your not cutting it

2-2 LSD is recommended but not madatory

For men who stare at goats purposes

2-3 at no time will anyone be allowed more than 15 mins with any one farm animals. And a minimum of 5 days must pass between last "servicing" and butchering for eating. This ensures no cross contamination and good hygiene

2-4 all those found in violations of regulations shall face a tribunal comprised of at least 6 uninterested parties who shal render a verdict or be subject to lotioning

It's not hazing its...correcting behavior via humiliation

I was referring to the jury. If they dont render any verdict, they will be subjected to aggressive application of lotion. Seems like motivation to me.

2-5 the repeated violation of dress and uniform regulations shall result in more severe punishment that most heinous possible fate, which shall be the forced relocation to suburban neighborhood and forced participation in pta meeting, hoa meetings and the limited access to any form of entertainment not deemed "normies fun" the option of suicide by porcupine shall be offered

Lmao!!!

I dunno whats funny brother. Porcupine death is a slow, miserable way to go but nothing compared to living under a hoa😂😂

I have an HOA I believe

That sucksssss. Mini dictatorship in America. But you know, im liking this mental exercise. Lets keep it going

Lol

Due to a recent spell of my thoughts being more scattered than Hillary's emails I will be temporarily retiring the Hawaiian Helot writing portion. Still needing to fill my free time with something other than relentless sobbing leading me to die of dehydration I will start the new chapter for the Cul-De-Sak Commando. I wrote this without my glasses so any spelling errors are not my fault. Not wearing glasses also meant I heard no splash when peeing and will probably be cleaning the bathroom the tomorrow.

I just remembered in the above pic, i forgot the antennas on the left tank

@poorwithagat dang dude, nice drawings

Thanks man

better than my stick figures...

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New logo for my hot sauce that I'll try to release by October/November

I'm pretty ass, but I'm gonna have my uncle finalize it, since he's actually an artist.

I present the McMerc

Just wait for it to load in

@Thatotherguy dont worry I did. Not bad at all

Ok

Hey guys, my girlfriend started doing water color painting as a little hobby and it turns out she’s actually pretty damn good at it. She’s shared some work on some pages on Facebook and some women want to buy some. She decided to make a Facebook page. Not asking anyone to buy anything, at all, but if you could head over and like her page that would be awesome and mean a lot to me! Maybe share her link too! Thanks bois! https://www.facebook.com/1327200240/posts/10217451985234690/?d=n

I really hate to post my obscene writing after such a wholesome post but alas I must.

Its all good. We need comedy

Stealthy as a house cat I watch my neighbor unload her groceries. She goes inside and it's my time to strike, running with the speed of a deflated ball going down a hill I approach the car peering in the trunk. Alas the toliet (toleit?) paper! The raid is a success. I run back to the bushes near the house and crinkling as I lay down the plastic of the $20 ghillie suit being as flexible as my socks after the release of a new anime. I watch as klondike bars are lifted from the trunk, oh what I would do for one. Tactically I withdraw to the tree near the center of the cul-de-sac with the TP dragging behind. From my vantage in the tree I can see the community garden. My only source of food. I've lost close to 40 pounds over the last couple days eating nothing but lettuce. I wish that I had a scale to see my weight loss journey and update Facebook but these are hard times of training. I grab my replica musket not needing a background check to buy one avoiding the ATF in my efforts of rebellion. As night falls I move to my vantage point to stand guard. The tree is next to the bedroom window of the girl I have always had a crush on and never closes her window blinds. Slowly scaling the tree, branches break off as they're caught on my musket protruding in a similar fashion to my pants. As I approach the top my mouth dries. She's changing as the world starts to spin. I forgot to take my insulin as my puppet like body falls with the grace of Uncle Mike after a bottle of happy juice at his daughters wedding screaming at his wife that he should stay with his mistress.

@Catman WRX

New cannon universe. This is the cul-de-sac commando. Catchline to be determined but I'm certain I have a few options.