Message from @jackoffofalltrades

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2020-04-29 02:56:22 UTC  

Reminds me, when I was learning to weld as part of a class in tech school, one of the instructors turned around with his mask on and a spun up angle grinder, and almost carved my friend straight up the chest with it. Missed by two inches

2020-04-29 02:56:40 UTC  

Mine has APCs and some misc iraq equipment and we have maybe 25k people total

2020-04-29 02:56:42 UTC  

we were in a small booth

2020-04-29 02:56:56 UTC  

Jesus

2020-04-29 02:57:16 UTC  

Hated working in a booth with my teacher watching over me

2020-04-29 02:57:16 UTC  

I was the only one who saw it, they both had welding masks on at that moment

2020-04-29 02:57:26 UTC  

Someone had the gas cranked way up on acetylene torch and it went out when I picked it up. Got it near a hot plate and it relit and blew, flame went under my mask and burned all the hair off my face

2020-04-29 02:57:35 UTC  

Yikes

2020-04-29 02:58:26 UTC  

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

2020-04-29 02:58:31 UTC  

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

2020-04-29 02:58:31 UTC  

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

2020-04-29 02:58:45 UTC  

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

2020-04-29 02:59:46 UTC  

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

2020-04-29 03:03:05 UTC  

Hahahahaha

2020-04-29 03:03:19 UTC  

Alright internet's patched back together

2020-04-29 03:03:32 UTC  

Uhhhhhhh

2020-04-29 03:03:35 UTC  

Damn squirrels probably chewed thriught the line or something

2020-04-29 03:03:37 UTC  

Come again

2020-04-29 03:03:43 UTC  

Fuck 😂

2020-04-29 03:03:48 UTC  

I accidentally multiplayer that message

2020-04-29 03:03:53 UTC  

Miltiposted

2020-04-29 03:03:57 UTC  

Multi

2020-04-29 03:04:08 UTC  

I need to drink to be this bad at typing

2020-04-29 03:04:27 UTC  

We filled a condom up with acetylene and threw it at someone welding

2020-04-29 03:04:45 UTC  

I had literally every intention on coming home and having a drink tonight, what did I do, fucking glass of tea

2020-04-29 03:04:59 UTC  

@TheClassyRandom what in the actual flying fuck

2020-04-29 03:05:36 UTC  

Well we didn’t have the intentions to throw it at him but we were playing hot potato and it went that way

2020-04-29 03:05:54 UTC  

Fuckin way she goes boys

2020-04-29 03:06:32 UTC  

Then the next day someone filled up a pipe in the Ag shop

2020-04-29 03:06:49 UTC  

So yeah good times my last few years in HS

2020-04-29 03:08:01 UTC  

When I was doing my auto tech program at my local community college I was doing a lower ball joint on a Corolla and I hit the control arm hard enough to send the head of my hammer flying across the shop

2020-04-29 03:08:39 UTC  

I hate doing ball joints. Sometimes they pop out with one hit other times you’re beating on it for an hour

2020-04-29 03:09:28 UTC  

Working on Land Cruisers for so fucking long gave me an entirely new appreciation for doing suspension work on little Nissans and Hondas

2020-04-29 03:10:41 UTC  

Then I hate changing spark plugs cause it’s always the middle even that gives me fucking trouble taking out and putting back it

2020-04-29 03:11:42 UTC  

You say that like you haven't tried to pull plugs on a V8 F150

2020-04-29 03:12:19 UTC  

I hate taking the damn door panels off of a 04-08 Ford

2020-04-29 03:12:26 UTC  

Jesus the ones that have 16 aren't bad to work on but dear god if it doesnt take 10 fucking years

2020-04-29 03:13:29 UTC  

Every time I get voluntold to wrench around on my dad's, every single plug breaks and they're a foot down in the block. Trick is you have to keep the engine hot and get them out while it's running

2020-04-29 03:14:03 UTC  

Heard they made a tool to extract broke plugs

2020-04-29 03:14:47 UTC  

I've never had 3v plugs break myself. But I've always been told to get it hot, soak them in penetrating oil, let it cool down, get it hot again, and take them out with an impact

2020-04-29 03:15:26 UTC  

That'd do it. They get hardcore siezed up in there.