😂😂

*oh shit the pigs, hide the beer*

Keeps it cold too 🤣🤣🤣

Ever been so drunk you hid ya beer while watching cops?

I've been drunk enough that I started pickin a guitar on the front porch with a 6er while the cops were slowly rolling by with a gun on my hip

Fuckers were mad at me for doing hill Jack shit in the city when I had to move there for a short time

But I’m in the fire department with about half the towns cops so i can’t recruit members from the fire department to join the cookout

R I P

Damn. I'm hoping the small towns just go about business as usual when the roast starts

I got a cop across the way from me and he's been running about doing life as normal this whole time so 🤷‍♂️

Well just have to and see

Yup. Hoping I don't have to go too far to get some loot drops though if I have to be honest. Could really go for some nicer optics and some nogs

Yeah but I doubt my local PD has that

Reminds me, when I was learning to weld as part of a class in tech school, one of the instructors turned around with his mask on and a spun up angle grinder, and almost carved my friend straight up the chest with it. Missed by two inches

Mine has APCs and some misc iraq equipment and we have maybe 25k people total

we were in a small booth

Jesus

Hated working in a booth with my teacher watching over me

I was the only one who saw it, they both had welding masks on at that moment

Someone had the gas cranked way up on acetylene torch and it went out when I picked it up. Got it near a hot plate and it relit and blew, flame went under my mask and burned all the hair off my face

Yikes

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

Hahahahaha

Alright internet's patched back together

Uhhhhhhh

Damn squirrels probably chewed thriught the line or something

Come again

Fuck 😂

I accidentally multiplayer that message

Miltiposted

Multi

I need to drink to be this bad at typing

We filled a condom up with acetylene and threw it at someone welding

I had literally every intention on coming home and having a drink tonight, what did I do, fucking glass of tea

@TheClassyRandom what in the actual flying fuck

Well we didn’t have the intentions to throw it at him but we were playing hot potato and it went that way