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I need to drink to be this bad at typing

We filled a condom up with acetylene and threw it at someone welding

I had literally every intention on coming home and having a drink tonight, what did I do, fucking glass of tea

@TheClassyRandom what in the actual flying fuck

Well we didn’t have the intentions to throw it at him but we were playing hot potato and it went that way

Fuckin way she goes boys

Then the next day someone filled up a pipe in the Ag shop

So yeah good times my last few years in HS

When I was doing my auto tech program at my local community college I was doing a lower ball joint on a Corolla and I hit the control arm hard enough to send the head of my hammer flying across the shop

I hate doing ball joints. Sometimes they pop out with one hit other times you’re beating on it for an hour

Working on Land Cruisers for so fucking long gave me an entirely new appreciation for doing suspension work on little Nissans and Hondas

Then I hate changing spark plugs cause it’s always the middle even that gives me fucking trouble taking out and putting back it

You say that like you haven't tried to pull plugs on a V8 F150

I hate taking the damn door panels off of a 04-08 Ford

Jesus the ones that have 16 aren't bad to work on but dear god if it doesnt take 10 fucking years

Every time I get voluntold to wrench around on my dad's, every single plug breaks and they're a foot down in the block. Trick is you have to keep the engine hot and get them out while it's running

Heard they made a tool to extract broke plugs

I've never had 3v plugs break myself. But I've always been told to get it hot, soak them in penetrating oil, let it cool down, get it hot again, and take them out with an impact

That'd do it. They get hardcore siezed up in there.

I haven’t broke one myself

Just had a hard time getting em out of my truck

My 2000 S10 had to have the steering shift dropped to change #3 plug

Never understood how GM overlooked that

Been meaning to ask, you guys ever thought about using paramotors for the cookout? No license to own/operate, 3k for a nice entry model and 10 hours flight time on a 5 gallon tank of gas

Would've just jacked the motor up but the mount bolts were absolutely fucked from whoever changed them last

Paramotors?

I didn’t like how in my 99 Silverado the radio fuse controlled my odometer

Looks like that

They can get some serious altitude

I’d rather keep my feet on the ground

Seems dangerous 🙂

I mean, you've already got a parachute out 🤣

true lol

Stick to boots on the ground

Easy enough to make too for the brave, it's just a lawn mower engine with a prop and cage

🤣

Yeah they’re easy to make til a strong enough breeze comes through

I'm thinking about getting one in the future and seeing what accuracy would look like from you there