Message from @jackoffofalltrades

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2020-04-29 03:03:53 UTC  

Miltiposted

2020-04-29 03:03:57 UTC  

Multi

2020-04-29 03:04:08 UTC  

I need to drink to be this bad at typing

2020-04-29 03:04:27 UTC  

We filled a condom up with acetylene and threw it at someone welding

2020-04-29 03:04:45 UTC  

I had literally every intention on coming home and having a drink tonight, what did I do, fucking glass of tea

2020-04-29 03:04:59 UTC  

@TheClassyRandom what in the actual flying fuck

2020-04-29 03:05:36 UTC  

Well we didn’t have the intentions to throw it at him but we were playing hot potato and it went that way

2020-04-29 03:05:54 UTC  

Fuckin way she goes boys

2020-04-29 03:06:32 UTC  

Then the next day someone filled up a pipe in the Ag shop

2020-04-29 03:06:49 UTC  

So yeah good times my last few years in HS

2020-04-29 03:08:01 UTC  

When I was doing my auto tech program at my local community college I was doing a lower ball joint on a Corolla and I hit the control arm hard enough to send the head of my hammer flying across the shop

2020-04-29 03:08:39 UTC  

I hate doing ball joints. Sometimes they pop out with one hit other times you’re beating on it for an hour

2020-04-29 03:09:28 UTC  

Working on Land Cruisers for so fucking long gave me an entirely new appreciation for doing suspension work on little Nissans and Hondas

2020-04-29 03:10:41 UTC  

Then I hate changing spark plugs cause it’s always the middle even that gives me fucking trouble taking out and putting back it

2020-04-29 03:11:42 UTC  

You say that like you haven't tried to pull plugs on a V8 F150

2020-04-29 03:12:19 UTC  

I hate taking the damn door panels off of a 04-08 Ford

2020-04-29 03:12:26 UTC  

Jesus the ones that have 16 aren't bad to work on but dear god if it doesnt take 10 fucking years

2020-04-29 03:13:29 UTC  

Every time I get voluntold to wrench around on my dad's, every single plug breaks and they're a foot down in the block. Trick is you have to keep the engine hot and get them out while it's running

2020-04-29 03:14:03 UTC  

Heard they made a tool to extract broke plugs

2020-04-29 03:14:47 UTC  

I've never had 3v plugs break myself. But I've always been told to get it hot, soak them in penetrating oil, let it cool down, get it hot again, and take them out with an impact

2020-04-29 03:15:26 UTC  

That'd do it. They get hardcore siezed up in there.

2020-04-29 03:15:33 UTC  

I haven’t broke one myself

2020-04-29 03:15:50 UTC  

Just had a hard time getting em out of my truck

2020-04-29 03:16:28 UTC  

My 2000 S10 had to have the steering shift dropped to change #3 plug

2020-04-29 03:16:43 UTC  

Never understood how GM overlooked that

2020-04-29 03:17:18 UTC  

Been meaning to ask, you guys ever thought about using paramotors for the cookout? No license to own/operate, 3k for a nice entry model and 10 hours flight time on a 5 gallon tank of gas

2020-04-29 03:17:21 UTC  

Would've just jacked the motor up but the mount bolts were absolutely fucked from whoever changed them last

2020-04-29 03:17:46 UTC  

Paramotors?

2020-04-29 03:17:59 UTC  

I didn’t like how in my 99 Silverado the radio fuse controlled my odometer

2020-04-29 03:19:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704487130893647904/704894495908560937/paramotchg_02q_01.jpg

2020-04-29 03:19:08 UTC  

Looks like that

2020-04-29 03:19:25 UTC  

They can get some serious altitude

2020-04-29 03:19:47 UTC  

I’d rather keep my feet on the ground

2020-04-29 03:19:51 UTC  

Seems dangerous 🙂

2020-04-29 03:20:03 UTC  

I mean, you've already got a parachute out 🤣

2020-04-29 03:20:13 UTC  

true lol

2020-04-29 03:20:50 UTC  

Stick to boots on the ground

2020-04-29 03:21:01 UTC  

Easy enough to make too for the brave, it's just a lawn mower engine with a prop and cage

2020-04-29 03:21:04 UTC  

🤣

2020-04-29 03:21:44 UTC  

Yeah they’re easy to make til a strong enough breeze comes through

2020-04-29 03:22:50 UTC  

I'm thinking about getting one in the future and seeing what accuracy would look like from you there