Message from @ViperSRT3g 🐍
Discord ID: 705529023501172787
oh hey crye
i mean so does home depot if you use your
My imaginary gun keeps me and my family safe
I make finger guns at anyone trying to attack me and I say
"Shoot!"
someone's in the house
*makes rubber band gun*
"they won't be after this..."
No you gotta register those rubber band guns first
Too much of a hassle
I just use my ninja stars off of wish.com
Ninja stars...
Got it
Next you're going to say i have to pay taxes... pffft @sammy the cowboy
Going to be inviting me alt
What is money
Fr tho
Best bet here
Pellet guns
<:CoolGuy:542487361288929283>
dude just make some angry beer dude
dude dude
Make some angry beer dude
I wish I could dude
Just invest in pellet guns
You can pretend they're real
California is amazing I want to live here forever
~~I want to die~~
You're all being to toxic. Just ask nicely and im sure the thief/murder will simply leave. Worked for my cousins brother roommates uncle
<:bitch_smile:700413100918308954>
Ah yes
My wife's boyfriend will protect us
@sammy the cowboy he would but hes on duty at the local cop shop. Won't be home till after his shift
Damnit
I'll just do this then
<a:abitch_grab:693290251036393473>
Seems legit
Should work
The thief needs to check his vibes
Sup boys
Welcome
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My dream is if a thief enters my home I want to face him with me Remington 870 and shout
"CUP CHECK" at the top of my lungs
"That's my purse!! I don't know you" then airate his frontal lobe
Goddamnit Bobby
That boy ain't right. But damnit all if he cant shoot I tell you wwwwhhhAt
Dad can I put a gun rack on my bike
My best interpretation of a taxan
Ive been waiting your whole life to hear that son