Message from @Cobra Komando

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2020-05-05 20:47:46 UTC  

Literally a tank lol

2020-05-05 20:49:16 UTC  

@kalebdenden I mean the shockwave would definitely break a few bones but would it kill you?

2020-05-05 20:50:22 UTC  

It’s not the shockwave, it’s the backface deformation. Would create a cavity in your chest

2020-05-05 20:50:37 UTC  

Absolute unit

2020-05-05 20:51:00 UTC  

Interesting

2020-05-05 20:53:13 UTC  

So a cop just followed me for like 5 miles and pulls me over for stopping like a foot past the stop line 2 miles earlier

2020-05-05 20:53:15 UTC  

Its ballistic gel

2020-05-05 20:53:30 UTC  

That's sketchy Cobra

2020-05-05 20:53:40 UTC  

Anyone see that thing where they did the math to see how fat you'd have to be to stop a bullet lol

2020-05-05 20:53:57 UTC  

Isn't it like 2 feet of fat?

2020-05-05 20:54:01 UTC  

Get rid of the hooker fast

2020-05-05 20:55:31 UTC  

My car has out of state plates tabs are 2 years out of date I had empty beer cans behind my seat and he gave me a warning

2020-05-05 20:56:12 UTC  

You are lucky as hell

2020-05-05 20:56:30 UTC  

I got pulled about 3 weeks ago for going 78 in a 65 and got a $80 ticket

2020-05-05 20:56:39 UTC  

Good thing I didn't crack one on the way through he stopped me like a quarter mile from my house

2020-05-05 20:56:43 UTC  

Thanks guys

2020-05-05 20:56:45 UTC  

😉

2020-05-05 20:56:56 UTC  

966 is the count boiiii

2020-05-05 20:57:19 UTC  

Luck you don't have British police

2020-05-05 20:57:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/707335246206599258/FB_IMG_1588450074044.jpg

2020-05-05 20:58:03 UTC  

🤣

2020-05-05 20:58:32 UTC  

The real reason to igloo

2020-05-05 20:59:10 UTC  

Too many Brits are too 'civilized' to talk of the igloo

2020-05-05 20:59:21 UTC  

Plus the NHS is considered a sacred cow

2020-05-05 21:01:03 UTC  

Dude basically any place other than the US is fucked on that shit
Harsh gun control already, censored speech and shit

2020-05-05 21:01:27 UTC  

We can't even buy pepper spray

2020-05-05 21:01:41 UTC  

Our British and Canadian borthers need liberating

2020-05-05 21:01:51 UTC  

Thing is in Germany you can get it in the local pharmacy

2020-05-05 21:02:02 UTC  

@Cobra Komando
We're trying to hold the line

2020-05-05 21:02:26 UTC  

There are shops in France dedicated to selling katanas and shruikens and balisongs and shit

2020-05-05 21:03:23 UTC  

The best we have in the UK is probably less than 100 shops that are like your dicks sporting goods but theyre the size of small local shops

2020-05-05 21:03:42 UTC  

And most of the time it's just Airsoft

2020-05-05 21:03:44 UTC  

I have a nice throwing knife but still trying to up my skill

2020-05-05 21:03:54 UTC  

How the hell did y'all let that happen?

2020-05-05 21:04:09 UTC  

Dunblane

2020-05-05 21:04:11 UTC  

> How the hell did y'all let that happen?
@Cobra Komando we legalized pot

2020-05-05 21:04:25 UTC  

Best thing to do is get gear from alphabet boys

2020-05-05 21:04:42 UTC  

After they drop it of course

2020-05-05 21:04:43 UTC  

Lol

2020-05-05 21:04:47 UTC  

I'm all about people getting lit
But thats a heavy price lol

2020-05-05 21:05:04 UTC  

The only thing that changed is the police got more powers