Just use a fleshlight like a real man

Found it

You spelled hand wrong.

@Acadian Adventurer what were you doing inspecting the ass of a teddy bear???

He was trying to have a turn.

We hung his bear from the flag pole with a bag on its head. Good times

https://youtu.be/uOFQkkwqpEE
Yall remeber this

Lol he didn't become a mass shooter later did he?

God forbid you choose the other boys

Nah man, take two warm wet sponges, put a rubber glove between them, insert into a cup, and pull the glove up over the edges. Insert lube and bam. Homemade fleshlight

No, worse he became a Navy radio man

https://youtu.be/biKAXiebhm8

He and I also got in a fistfight during life gaurd training

So i mean, eh. It was mutual

I remember seeing that clip of him running with heavy metal screaming "what the fuck is going on"

@Drunk Trooper awful detailed and we'll thought out.... Youre a lonely man arent you

@Sparrow okay Sparrow you see the problem I have now is that men can post it and I can't

Ladyfolk tiddy sexualized smh

That's gonna burn

Hahaha, okay... hmmmm, let's see... I can allow it so long as you delete in after like 10 seconds. If you wanna do that

Y'all rn after these titty pics

How to delete

Bet

Incoming boys. Don't let the kids see

And no screenshots.

Lolwat

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@Thecoolnerd98 insert sharpened spoon directly into eyes. Scoop. Repeat

@John Public nah, saw a somewhere haha

Weird tits

Lmfao

Nice

Nice

Nice

Why, because there's no hair nerd?

I need that south Park meme with the cop going "niiice"