Does army seriously let people have their cellphones in basic now?

Honestly. It may sound wired, but I wanna deploy. I want to hop in a tank, and put rounds down range, and take out the bad guys. Kinda scares me...

If you were SF and got out for a few years, you can come back

That’s not weird

Just don’t tell recruiter that unless he’s cool

Anarchy, if you were never prosecuted you'll be fine. But also you can just bring it up like it's not a big deal/

Moose people in reception have their phones I believe

They look for honesty. The recruiter will help you decide what needs to be shared or not,

Not when I went through Bambi

That phone shit is only at Relaxin Jackson

If you go to a real base, expect normal BCT

oh, and if you have any of those fun nightime event, even as a kid

like Sleepwalking, sleep talking, night terrors, etc.

Only if it was diagnosed by a doctor.

they will 100% be mad if you don't tell them.

So it’s not weird to want to go out, and kick in doors in the ME? I just see the shit over there, and it pisses me off.

Big mad

Bob, I'm literally going back over next month.

I volunteered to do this shit

I beat my meat in my sleep, that cool? 😂 Jk

lolno

Only if you will beat my meat in my sleep

@Potatoes O'Reilly who doesnt

Eww, people jack off?

Thats not normal?

Disgusting.

I have your mom do it for me

> I volunteered to do this shit
@Sparrow *ear rape anthem*

You people have mothers?

Masturbation is a sin. and this is a Good Christian minecraft server.

Not I

Mines deader than shit

Thank you Pyra.

Now... why the hell do you seem so familar.....

I don’t know man. Everyone tells me that,”Nah you don’t wanna deploy, you don’t wanna see that shit.”

Yeah, every boomer vet ever says that.

And it's true, the shit sucks. But someone has got to do it.

idk why i seem familiar...

No, I'm a good Christian boy Pyra

But the gagged avocado... Oh yes.

Oof