And the occasional 90s West coast and east coast rap feud songs

Get two monitors and tape a card to your face so only one eye can see each monitor. Have one playing MSNBC, and the other playing Alex Jones.

I accept any form of thicc, but they must be as batshit crazy as a latina.

Life, liberty, and an obscene amount of trains

Or Russian women.

Поры

Oh russian women are nice

Russian women are 🥵🤤

Imagine getting women...

Not an imagination.

Dont worry about them goofy

They’re just simps

Trains > women

Believe it or not my goofy ass gets chicks. It's all about personality. Not looks.

Indeed

I'm not too much into latinas. I don't want a girl to see a cat hair on my shirt and start in with "who's hair is this??" and have 0.5 seconds to answer or risk getting cut

More for me

Can a woman get you and your 20 tons of cargo across the country? No.

The right one perhaps

She would have to be a truck driver

My woman is German. So everything here has to be neat und tidy.

Deutsche Frauen sind die beste.

Personality, confidence, and the ability to be a provider are traits that attract women

I think my fiance is irish with a bit of italian somewhere in there. Her mother was an orphan so they don't really know, but her dad's side is hardcore catholic italian, though her dad doesn't look it

^ true. Although I think most anyone is attracted to that because it shows confidence and competence, which anyone wants in a partner.

I'm half native American and my wife is full. I sleep with one eye open lmao

I'm Russian lol

Russian and east asian. Mostly russian tho

*when you visit your fiance's italian uncle who's a super nice dude in a sweet house with lots of cars who also doesn't work* 😨

I’m mostly Irish/Scottish and Northern European according to Ancestry.

jkjk

Does he have a muscular butler named Tony?

Sounds gay

Das oke doe

U do u

I actually do have a girl who is a friend who could get 20 tons of equipment cross country.

❤

Dawwww

Love that girl, could never date her though. After 6 months we would either be in dangerous love or trying to kill each other. 🤷‍♂️

🤣

Is what it is yo.