Message from @spaceplacenta

Discord ID: 287385730496593921


2017-03-03 23:52:24 UTC  

I am the senior warden in the goatlodge

2017-03-03 23:52:46 UTC  

Is Tandy pathetic, @spaceplacenta ?

2017-03-03 23:56:12 UTC  

Depends on how you look at him

2017-03-03 23:56:48 UTC  

How do you look at him?

2017-03-03 23:58:14 UTC  

lol jeff tandy is a joke

2017-03-03 23:58:22 UTC  

He is ^

2017-03-03 23:58:27 UTC  

Jeff "Ass Candy" Tandy

2017-03-03 23:59:04 UTC  

So you're dedicating your life to dethroning a joke?

2017-03-03 23:59:24 UTC  

What else is there to do?

2017-03-03 23:59:51 UTC  

I'd be bruhs with @diversity_is_racism if it wasn't for Tandy

2017-03-04 00:00:06 UTC  

Life is meaningless without tandy

2017-03-04 00:00:26 UTC  

To see him squashed like a bug

2017-03-04 00:00:37 UTC  

And hear the lamentations of his sister

2017-03-04 00:01:42 UTC  

And have Prozak driven before me 😀

2017-03-04 00:01:59 UTC  

To Applebee's

2017-03-04 00:02:13 UTC  

Yeah. Applebee's

2017-03-04 00:07:43 UTC  

Horns up, Tandy down

2017-03-04 00:09:06 UTC  

@diversity_is_racism you didn't teach Jeff krav maga right

2017-03-04 00:39:19 UTC  

It eats and eats inside of me, and it never goes

2017-03-04 00:48:17 UTC  

@diversity_is_racism I'm supposedly meeting up with a Grammy winning producer. Has Tandy worked with grammy winning producers?

2017-03-04 00:52:01 UTC  

whys everyone hate jeff so much

2017-03-04 00:52:54 UTC  

He punched me in the back of the head

2017-03-04 00:53:18 UTC  

Then lied about it to make me appear that I was beating up a girl he wanted to boink

2017-03-04 00:53:54 UTC  

I don't hate Jeff but making suburban Fox news crossover is unforgivable

2017-03-04 00:54:40 UTC  

She was drunk in a moshpit, knocking into random people not in the pit, throwing her arms around and smacking people just watching the show

2017-03-04 00:54:51 UTC  

I subdued her to tell her to calm down

2017-03-04 00:55:01 UTC  

Then Jeff punched me in the back of the head

2017-03-04 00:56:05 UTC  

You should have slapped her in the face

2017-03-04 00:56:11 UTC  

Or spear tackled her

2017-03-04 00:56:23 UTC  

He told people that I was waling on her

2017-03-04 00:56:32 UTC  

After the fact

2017-03-04 00:56:39 UTC  

There were over 200 people there

2017-03-04 00:57:05 UTC  

If I beat up on a chick, people would've seen

2017-03-04 00:57:12 UTC  

But he's the only one saying this

2017-03-04 00:57:31 UTC  

Because he's a weasel white knight

2017-03-04 00:57:36 UTC  

So fuck him

2017-03-04 00:57:47 UTC  

And fuck Prozak for defending his shit behavior

2017-03-04 00:59:11 UTC  

I'm 6'6", so I took the punch in stride because I saw how it could be misinterpreted

2017-03-04 00:59:33 UTC  

But he kept lying about it to make himself out as a hero

2017-03-04 01:02:10 UTC  

Starting an anti-Tandy militia is justified