I wish I could go in the show and make fun of him

show up and only bring a toothbrush and a yoga mat

"nice hoarding, fag"

I want to get to the point in life where owning even one suitcase of shit is hoarding

I should just start calling normal people hoarders outright

another good thing is to just describe normies as protein

mindless protein, etc

https://twitter.com/CharitiesDBQ/status/943490704218705921?

@Mother what

what are you guys resolving if anything for 2018

WORLD HAARSLEV EUGENICS

I'm resolving to keep my kitchen knives sharper

and also to sodomize the weak

they're connected resolutions, actually

THE WEAK CAN BE MORE EASILY SODOMIZED IF THEY ARE EVISCERATED

BUT ME

I JUST WANT A HAARSLEV

MOUNTED ON THE FRONT OF A FORD F250

SO I CAN DRIVE AROUND HARVESTING THE WEAK

AND LEAVING A TRAIL OF HUMAN HOT DOG PINK SLIME

I'm a neophyte to violent sodomy

i'll have to work my way from kitchen knives to meat grinders

I figured you for a guy who owns an old burgundy Ford escort

me? my wife drives a '13 hyundae

or '12, I forget

I don't drive much

but if I buy another car i'll look for an burgundy escort

No prozak

i figured he'd have a motorcycle with a sidecar

@diversity_is_racism from my youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOgsNouHV2U

jfc

why

get more $$$$

Wait

^to the resolution question

O

I was gonna say lol

yeah guess my shit didnt update

Ah

i bet it smells soo good