Message from @CrusaderPan
Discord ID: 567227908859494410
Even when I’m hard I’m a good 1.1 centimetres
Imagine trying to turn around in a small space
I wouldn’t have a problem
My shmeat saves the day
Vibrator
Gay
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I'm a guy and I own a hitachi, is that ok
No homo?
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Tf is a hitachi
A "back massager"
Yooo that is amazing
I own like 3
Yeah but this one is _totally not_ definitely for sex
That’s gay bro
Actually write “no homo” on it and then it ain’t gay
I only use it on girls smh that's no homo enough
What girls
😉
Hey now don't fat-shame
Sorry dad 😞
Don’t leave for another 10 years
Goodbye son
I'm going to get some milk
What milk tho?
1% fat?
Bc mom only likes that milk
Moms gonna beat you
I won’t tell her if you don’t tell her about our step sis
👌
No bono
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`Effu, beeotch!`
@sago
White people drama
Fellow carib
❤
Wait
Yep