Message from @CrusaderPan
Discord ID: 567227462048677888
I got too many windows looking into my neighbour's backyard
Like why wear shoes in someplace you have complete control over
I sleep wit my cat
Nice
If I could get an erection 24/7 I'd walk around naked tho
Lowkey tho
That would be really inconvenient tbh
Even when I’m hard I’m a good 1.1 centimetres
Imagine trying to turn around in a small space
I wouldn’t have a problem
My shmeat saves the day
Vibrator
Gay
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I'm a guy and I own a hitachi, is that ok
No homo?
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Tf is a hitachi
A "back massager"
Yooo that is amazing
Yeah but this one is _totally not_ definitely for sex
That’s gay bro
Actually write “no homo” on it and then it ain’t gay
I only use it on girls smh that's no homo enough
What girls
😉
You mean whales
Hey now don't fat-shame
Sorry dad 😞
Don’t leave for another 10 years
Goodbye son
I'm going to get some milk
What milk tho?
1% fat?
Bc mom only likes that milk
Moms gonna beat you
I won’t tell her if you don’t tell her about our step sis
👌
No bono