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YOUR PROOF?

Second off, I'm just a "user"

YOU CAN'T KEEP MAKING CLAIMS WITHOUT EVIDENCE

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You're seeing evidence dumbo

Just hit me the right deal and the evidence is yours

And what could you possibly want

Ah haha I already know what I want

It's what you want

gay men

The fuck

I'd like to know the terms

Tell me your desires

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And maybe the deal will go through the rabbit hole like a good bunny

Horny laundry basket

Now what

C'mon now you can do better than that

Bitch

You fucking *asked me*

Now do it

It's *one* of your desires

Yes

Want me to try again?

I need the full list

I ***desire*** a horny laundry basket

End of list

Now do it

Alright alright alright

I'm not a dead chat

Like I said, I'm just someone behind a computer screen

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Thanks for telling me one of your desire

Okay when does it come in

In 6 hours

Shipping these days have gotten rather quick lately

Unlike 50 years ago when it was taking years

The waiting game where it slowly devoured the souls of those who gamble too much with the delivery system

And now we're back in the next episode of "Dead Chat"

Where a tumbleweed rolls around the field