Chef Pengu

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A ban or maybe a dunce if they're generous enough

@annie You can find the link in <#351831223531864065>

Hello there Puuungi

Do that in <#577684814149189652>

Hello there Madcat

Mother do you like the new emotes in Inferno?

@annie Here I'll help you get the link

I'm a god apparently

All these times I've lied to myself

Thinking that I was the devil

But nope

An angel claimed that I'm a god

*what is reality???*

@annie @Shoo We guitar jammin'?

Ok so lemme get this straight

An angel claimed that I was a god

And then proceeded to play the guitar and sing???

What really is reality???

@Mom I'm talking about an angel literally playing the guitar and sang a couple of songs like a fucking angel

I'm literally speechless

Have a guess and take a peek in vc

Oi oi oi no wall of text you froob

Mfw I slow danced in the dark while playing the piano at a jazz nightclub

Thank god I've already got a degree

But also fuck god

@Mayor Lizard H. God biggest gay
@Nรธkk Main Yes there is stfu

Atleast catholics are better liars than protestants

Eastern Orthodox turned Catholic

No links

Sorry not in the mood to play my jaw harp

Is hentaihaven back yet guys?

Also where do I get a link to this server? I wanna invite my non existent friends in here

Kinda bored at the moment so might as well meme for a while

Until I found something of productive use

Anyway where was I...

Oh yeah so the site isn't back up yet?

Morning Waifu

@vivid dreams That's nothing sad about that

She's just trying to get even more attention

How to not make it sad: Bitch stop using social media for a sec, It's been 5 years, think of the kids, your husband Kyle misses you ect

Nah he has a serious crack cocaine addiction because Karen left without the kids due to being addicted to chatting with other cucks on the social media

To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if Karen came back to see Kyle again but as soon as he see's her he'll smoke the biggest skunkiest crack ever just to have a heart attack

Vivi is naive

We need to do something to prevent this

@vivid dreams How the fuck is your friend literally 11cm shorter than me at your age???

Vivi's biggest mistake on the internet is probably meeting me

X to doubt

X TO DOUBT

NO ME NO PEDO

@vivid dreams First of all, How the fuck do you know what he really likes and second of all, I smell a recipe for disaster soon

Ducc!!!

Do you think I'm a pedo Ducc???

Aye ducc you my homie

I'll give you nitro for that Ducc

Did I ask her for nudes? No, Did I send her my dickpic? No, Did I even ask her to call me daddy? Still no

NO

Oh? Is that an Old Knight I see?

REVEAL YOURSELF

@Seraphim I got 99 problems but asking you shit loads of questions ain't one so
Who is you?
When did you join?
Do you know me?

Pengu

Wha

Oh I know you then

Aight hold up lemme quickly bring out the lewdest thighs and send it your way you thighs connoisseur

Night Mother

I'll make sure to hold your hands romantically when you wake up

I already know what I'm definitely gonna to tomorrow

Wake up, smoke a cigarette after fucking a random hooker I'm catching tonight, brush my teeth, brew some black coffee, drink my coffee, kick the hooker out of my house, dress up in casual wear, buy new aftermarket fenders for my bike, prep up the fender for a sick custom paintjob, custom paint the fenders, go out and have lunch while the paint is drying, get my dick serviced by an escort after lunch, drive back home, do some finishing touches on the fender, let it dry out in the garage, have dinner, smoke a cigarette before sleep and then sleep

Yep that's what I'm doing tomorrow

Jesus christ can we change topics from pedos to idk how bowsette still is a thing even though she's like history

I want ancient pussy actually

Yo Clever didn't you say that you want my thighs as well?

Can't send pic unless you accept me as your friend

@Malditodan New mask ๐Ÿ‘€

>peice

@Malditodan After you introduced me to The Bloodening VIP I've made every single one of my friends listen to that

They all just go apeshit whenever I play it

It's like a snuff orgy every time I play that song

Is The Bloodening VIP considered to be a DnB or something? I know it's definitely not breakcore

Yeah speedcore kinda fits it

Don't listen to extratone

That'll really fuck your headphones up

Get the fuck outta here you dead meme

Nothing except me about to hole-in-one your ass with a golf club

<:Megupuke:237207620820140053>

@Deleted User Fortnite Loli... Not sure whether or not to be impressed or something

Well yeah

It is ironic

@Trolliburton I know right

What happened to ducc and the rest of the colors

Nvm

Ducc's here

4 more levels right?

This is definitely random chat hours

And on that note I'll be right back

Time to find a hooker willing to stay at my place for one night

Well shit all of the hookers are not available

Guess I'm back here

I sense piano competition very soon

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