Now what

C'mon now you can do better than that

Bitch

You fucking *asked me*

Now do it

It's *one* of your desires

Yes

Want me to try again?

I need the full list

I ***desire*** a horny laundry basket

End of list

Now do it

Alright alright alright

I'm not a dead chat

Like I said, I'm just someone behind a computer screen

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Thanks for telling me one of your desire

Okay when does it come in

In 6 hours

Shipping these days have gotten rather quick lately

Unlike 50 years ago when it was taking years

The waiting game where it slowly devoured the souls of those who gamble too much with the delivery system

And now we're back in the next episode of "Dead Chat"

Where a tumbleweed rolls around the field

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Yo that's wack as fuck

I don't even have a soul

Same

What are you devouring

Fear

PFFFFFT

YO I'D FUCK D'VORA

I think I'm ever so slightly lacking in that department

Stop it, try harder next time

You might achieve that dream

But definitely not right now

pride month

hellou dad

It’s illegal to be straight this month

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I'm I illegal?