Lmao imagine sleeping

What a man

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@phlorāsic omg dude

It is an honor to be in your presence

@phlorāsic Not only are you a long time fapper, you're an *active* fapper dude! <:peepog:584954252217155614>

FUCK MAN

Can I be like you???

How do you become so fucking cool my guy? @phlorāsic

Teach me

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What a god

Truly you're thinking on a higher level than what my brain is even remotely capable of comprehending @phlorāsic

Thank you

Step 3:

Play yoshi

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Cool?

<:NoCJ:581511795567755295>

Cooler than my left testicle at 40 degrees Celsius

tbh

Balls: hmmm... today I will

R
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And feel like a geode rock

Mood

....damn bro

I bet you did buddy. @Deleted User

She stood on her own!

Ew incel

@Tree Bro are you good?

@Tree no no no that's not what I asked

@Tree Are you okay?

It wasn't your fault @Tree

@Tree Wake up please

@Tree You're still in your coma

@Tree please wake up everyone is waiting for you man

What are you doing

@Tree <:rubycry:508979253396897794>

@Tree Alright man.. You don't have to wake up right now but wake up soon. The doctors are running out of resources to keep you alive and you're really skinny. Your family is considering pulling the plug dude wake up

Nah bro that's gay

I'll just tell mom and dad that I totally tried

Sooooooo

How about that ryze rework?

Oh ew a furry

@Darius big black don't you sound like you're 9 or something

Or are you the aussie

I know I was in a call with you for a fact

Best words after sex

And in the words of a great man

Move closer to your partner's ear and whisper:

"The jews faked the moon landing~"

@Deleted User I see you have class then

My words after sex: Good dog

Oh you could call it that

How many people are coming? @Deleted User

And what, may I ask, are the requirements? @Deleted User

I have that

Say no homo you queer

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@Zen Mute Handjob

Ez

Hey man

Yes

This is a fucking bruh momentum

@meat bringer That's some scuffed logic

I saw a bird fall from a building a chose *not* to fly. @meat bringer so how about birds then?

Ask for loli and ascend

Check the date

The expiration date

Ohhhh

Hmmmm

Bit late @Marv

LOL

WE FINALLY GOT IT BOIS, CONCENTRATED BRUH

@Ponyo♡ You must be an absolute social butterfly aren't you?

I mean they would have already if there weren't women giving birth to them you actual twat @meat bringer

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout?

One comes home from camp

Haven't told that one in such a long time @bootleg kindergartner

How ducking dare you

Cause I'd love to shoot some kids in y- FUCK

10 pm here mate @Marv

Queen*

Riight?

@Kirk Oh I feel you <:bigsmug:581449104102785026>

My dick

In middle school I called my fucking teacher mom

On accident

🦀

No homophobic slurs???

Lame dude

What else? No racial slurs?

Sup man!

@bootleg kindergartner You aren't

I checked out your online profiles @bootleg kindergartner

Highly doubt you're a grandma

If you say any age 18-*

Soooooo

How about that ryze rework?

Aw yeah dude

Ekko

With my sides being: Ryze, Shen, Lee, Shaco, Twisted Fate, Aaaand Nautilus @ScareDeeee

GAYYYYY @Liko Sama