The dog says woof woof while the turtle says “Bonjour mademoiselle”

@Alex I guess Now this is the definition of a dead chat

😉

It's been like what? 4? 5 minutes now?

As the only Old Knight in General

I will somehow magically revive chat

You're a dead chat

I don't think so buddy

Prove it

Firstly, I'm not a channel

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YOUR PROOF?

Second off, I'm just a "user"

YOU CAN'T KEEP MAKING CLAIMS WITHOUT EVIDENCE

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You're seeing evidence dumbo

Just hit me the right deal and the evidence is yours

And what could you possibly want

Ah haha I already know what I want

It's what you want

gay men

The fuck

I'd like to know the terms

Tell me your desires

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And maybe the deal will go through the rabbit hole like a good bunny

Horny laundry basket

Now what

C'mon now you can do better than that

Bitch

You fucking *asked me*

Now do it

It's *one* of your desires

Yes

Want me to try again?

I need the full list

I ***desire*** a horny laundry basket

End of list

Now do it

Alright alright alright

I'm not a dead chat