Message from @Big Al the Exquisite Meme Man
Discord ID: 446160774017056799
and all my neighbors are boomers
@Roe no
Then what is it
<:atf:439257258346676234>
You're not worried about someone knocking on your windows?
its the ATF
@Roe no if someone comes in here they'll get some double ought buck or a hollow point
If someone knocks on my window they get that
I ran outside to try and find who done did it one day and I couldn't find any trace of anything
maybe a bird
I vote bird
birbs dont do three rapid knocks
thats what i always hear
hmm
How often?
Once a week or so
it's probably an animal tbh
more than likely
coon maybe
Coyotes come in my yard often
It’s the ghosts of the corn harvested by Al
TY
even though I don't farm <:feelsbad:385730682888126474>
Oh shit
Preemptive dead corn ghosts
I just prepare the food
it's the ghosts of the corn Al eats
rising from the septic system
thats a lotta ghosts
gotta love a good ole corn turd
I remember one time at my grandma’s I was looking at her Chinese checkers set, then it just moved by itself. Like had a corner lifted and dropped down
Spooked young Alamo
the spookiest part of the window knockin is one day it happened while I was watching a video in this chat that was an Emergency Alert System video that said do not look out your window <:monkaS:401226193296424960>
I just about grabbed my gun
i had a similar thing happen with me joseph, but it was 2 sets of silverware placed not too near eachother on my dinner table. i remember it happened during a horror movie i was watching
spooked me real bad
FUck AL. I was watching that shit and it said if you hear any noises outside don't investigate then some fucking bugs started bodyslamming my windows
ayyy