@Willy what kind of children look that wonky

pathetic

I do it because I have nothing better to do

This is not meme advice, do not fall for the "I'm not going to borrow ever, always cash" trap. Literally you should be paying as much of your expenses using credit as you can and just pay it off promptly

>needing credit 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/gutearbeitoriginals-wtf-crazy-l3q2Crw33HcbGALM4

hehehe

Just join the French Foreign Legion and not worry about money

Hmmm

bro imagine joining the military and never worrying about money

if I just always live on base

and eat the food they supply

I'll be fine

Kill yourself so you won't have to worry at all

oh

good plan

will think over

You can rent off base and make money from the housing allowance if you rent cheap

ye you can

or I can just not do that store all my money

and once I retire in 25 years

have 25 years worth of pay checks

and eat the money

You have to be like E5 and up to live offbase

I lick dollar bills

Bro I know my famiily was military

20 years to retire....although there’s a new system now that I don’t fully understand

ye

my dad waited 28 years to retire as a colonel

Holy crap

cause he wanted to make sure he could keep getting that extra paycheck once he retires

Colonel is good

the most I know about my dads career other than that is he was usually incharge of base security

since military police or something

That’s what I want to do. That or Armor

personally I'ma just do national guard

I’m in the Guard and ROTC

>being too good for credit
>20s and credit score is shit
>can't get an apartment without cosigner
>can't buy a car without 50% down so finance out the ass
>behind on payments
>30s and credit is worse, can't put <10% down on house
>raped by bank on mortgage
>live with poors

so I dont gotta commit unless we in big boy war

>credit

Cosigner as your parents big matt. But only poorfags worry about that 😎