hmmm

Depends on how charismatic you are

how does one run a cult I wonder?

and how much you take in return for membership

Uhhhh

They usually start out as like those

retreats for married couples

Because they're lacking meaning in their life and probably considering a divorce so they go to a holiday retreat in hopes that maybe their marriage is repaired

and then the leader is some charismatic fuck and convinces them to join

It's basically small community group -> cult

If you're looking to join, go to your local community group website

and look for the ones that offer

"Community"

"A sense of belonging"

Those are the cults.

***especially*** if they mention a religious sense of belonging and community

interesting

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Good countries to start a cult in are:
America
Japan
Russia
Australia

well, wouldn't you know I am in one of those countries

Although most end up in South America or Africa

oof, niggers

Although if you play your cult good enough

you'll have enough money to buy an island

Or just buy land

I had a cult once

Also if you want to do a big gamble

I didnt get donations but fuck me they were persistent little cunts

reletable

A lot of places in South America aren't considered hospitable land

so just

go there

and force it to be hospitable

That's what Jonestown was

Why does South Africa need three Capital cities

Boers, Brits, Africans

which one's for Boers and Brits?

Pretoria is for Boers

Cape town for brits

And the one that I refuse to spell is for the africans

Boemfontein for Africans?