Message from @AKAlexei

Discord ID: 704509925975392317


2020-04-28 01:06:54 UTC  

American 180?

the pic says the Apocalypse gun is the last gun I ragged on, and chambered in my leaat favorite caliber

2020-04-28 01:10:59 UTC  

Yeah I just read above, mine is apparently the main guns of the HMS Rodney chambered in 40mm dummy rounds

2020-04-28 01:14:14 UTC  

Hey guys

2020-04-28 01:14:21 UTC  
2020-04-28 01:14:34 UTC  

Wanna know the origin of "ur fat lol"

2020-04-28 01:15:24 UTC  

I saw the meme that started it all. Someone I knew most the original image unironically and was CONSTANTLY posting internet tough guy shit. Like super cringe.

2020-04-28 01:15:37 UTC  

(This was several years ago)

2020-04-28 01:15:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/704501063364902953/FB_IMG_1588036441499.jpg

2020-04-28 01:17:18 UTC  

So it was jus the top part. And I just said fuck it and commented "ur fat lol" and he went berserk. And his friends and family also got onto me because he wanted to join the military but couldn't because of his weight etc. And how hes more of a hero than me for even wanting to blah blah blah. I said well at least I can join if I want cause I'm not fat. And that is the history of "ur fat lol"

2020-04-28 01:24:42 UTC  

Sounds like a few people I went to school with lol. Most have felonies now

2020-04-28 01:24:58 UTC  

Internet tough guy shit is so cringe

2020-04-28 01:25:25 UTC  

Like the viking posting or the "cool phrase over a tough character " shit

2020-04-28 01:25:41 UTC  

My dad did that once and I called him a fag lol

2020-04-28 01:42:39 UTC  

@Foxhound it's come to my attention that @mcguyver123 isn't hydrating.. he said his pee is dark in the morning. This isn't acceptable behavior..

2020-04-28 01:47:14 UTC  

@mcguyver123

YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA BITCH ASS LOSERS DON'T HYDRATE

SOCIALISTS

2020-04-28 01:47:24 UTC  

Eee

2020-04-28 01:47:30 UTC  

Fighting words

2020-04-28 01:47:39 UTC  

Whenever you don't hydrate
Stalin gets a boner

2020-04-28 01:47:55 UTC  

Not King shit

2020-04-28 01:50:55 UTC  

*SMASHES THROUGH WALL IN T-55* Did somebody say... S O C I A L I S M without adding in the word "libertarian" before it?

2020-04-28 01:54:27 UTC  

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DON'T HYDRATE ARE PISS DRINKING COMMIE FEGS

2020-04-28 01:54:32 UTC  

HYDRATE MOTHER FUCKER

2020-04-28 01:54:38 UTC  

AT LEAST 1.5 LITERS PER DAY

2020-04-28 01:55:05 UTC  

NO U

2020-04-28 01:57:14 UTC  

Dad?

2020-04-28 01:59:18 UTC  

I hydrate but that daily multivitamin turns my pee neon

2020-04-28 01:59:48 UTC  

I need to take vitamins

2020-04-28 02:00:00 UTC  

My apocalypse gun is a desert eagle chambered in .22 short

2020-04-28 02:00:26 UTC  

Libertarian socialism

2020-04-28 02:01:35 UTC  

@jaguarknight I try to stay healthy *microwaves hot pocket*

2020-04-28 02:02:05 UTC  

I honestly just don't know what the problem is
*serves another cup of noodles*

2020-04-28 02:03:00 UTC  

I'm a healthy individual *eats gallon of ice cream while staying up all night*

2020-04-28 02:03:31 UTC  

@jaguarknight I should probably stop eating processed foods *cooks pizza rolls, dips in ranch*

2020-04-28 02:04:23 UTC  

I totally eat healthy
Hold on
"Yeah I'll take a number 1, yeah I'll make it a large"
Anyways as I was saying

2020-04-28 02:05:29 UTC  

With a Diet Coke

2020-04-28 02:05:39 UTC  

You knows, cuz its better

2020-04-28 02:05:55 UTC  

Of course
But anyways
How are you kings fling

2020-04-28 02:05:57 UTC  

Doing

2020-04-28 02:06:05 UTC  

Doing good. Having some dinner

2020-04-28 02:06:41 UTC  

Hanging with the kids watching my daughter torture shit on Minecraft