oh lol

Something i can do at home

um use the 8 bucks to buy a bottle of baby oil and it's rub down time

women love massages

Im gonna write her a letter and do her garden in the front for her

Yeah thats tonight

We got a king size bed in the spare bedroom. Im gonna clear it off and light candles

Break it in

if her idea is being away from you to do whatever she wants at home, then you can also just fuck off

*idea of a nice birthday

Lol no she wanted cake and friends and booze and campfires but the friend thing hurt her

Her dad came and dropped off a card and didnt hug her cause the wuhan

Kinda killed her inside a lil bit

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41972047/anyone-arrested-for-violating-isolation-orders-will-be-held-without-bond

Jesus fucking christ

they'res cops at my local grocery stores now

I guess fuck all the amendments

people lined up outside

Shit

*there's, fuck I'm retarded

yeah man I've never seen anything like this

they're taking quotas of people going inside, the people inside were like openly arguing over groceries and shit

the cracks are starting to show

@Bard Breadlines 2020

"Comrade Commissar, may I enter the premises?"

Anyone want any of these to plaster around your localities?

I fucked up

My coffee is an Irish coffee

That sounds like a great Fuck up

It is

Just wasn't ready for it lol

Lmfao

@Hellhound6 you just reminded me to make coffee lol

I wish I could have an irish coffee

We were all up watching Ozarks until 4:30 in the morning LOL we only got up an hour ago and now are trying to put our lives together before breakfast

Oof

Paradise in camp Gøønawaka it seems

Took your advice and made mine Irish aswell. Been a long time

You know what's actually really fuckin' great? Vodka in coffee

Moanin yall - hope you're well