Message from @Ramrod1992
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oy vey, don't reveal our secrets
That's true
Today is my wifes birthday
Need suggestions on what to do to make it a good one since her party was scrubbed
Lol
order roses or whatever flowers she likes, nice bottle of wine, obviously a main gift, and make her feel important and happy
Well im broke, so looking within the budget of like 8 bucks
oh lol
Something i can do at home
um use the 8 bucks to buy a bottle of baby oil and it's rub down time
women love massages
Im gonna write her a letter and do her garden in the front for her
Yeah thats tonight
We got a king size bed in the spare bedroom. Im gonna clear it off and light candles
Break it in
if her idea is being away from you to do whatever she wants at home, then you can also just fuck off
*idea of a nice birthday
Lol no she wanted cake and friends and booze and campfires but the friend thing hurt her
Her dad came and dropped off a card and didnt hug her cause the wuhan
Jesus fucking christ
they'res cops at my local grocery stores now
I guess fuck all the amendments
people lined up outside
Shit
*there's, fuck I'm retarded
yeah man I've never seen anything like this
they're taking quotas of people going inside, the people inside were like openly arguing over groceries and shit
the cracks are starting to show
@Bard Breadlines 2020
"Comrade Commissar, may I enter the premises?"
I fucked up
My coffee is an Irish coffee
That sounds like a great Fuck up
It is
Just wasn't ready for it lol
Lmfao