Also designing my armor stand while on the clock lol

Wait
Darkness is a mod?

NERD

@jaguarknight yeah, we just installed him

For Minecraft

Obligatory bulli?
It's tradition

Ha everyone jerk him off to completion then call him gay

Oh, so gay chicken?

<:lol:554425196283559938>

Yeah thats what the bullies did to me

Sucked me off to completion then called me a faggot. Sure got me good they did

Bullies? Gay chicken is only played with the closest of friends

O well. My school bullies were different then

Did I mention I was homeschooled in high school

I graduated top of my class and my teacher was hot

Ew it made me nauseous to type that

Lmao

What the fuck did I just walk in on? Sucked you off and called you the fag?

....
Y'all really gonna make our new handler quit too soon

Thats right. Forge your shackles into swords

Who's our new handler?

I've been busy so I ain't up to date

That’s Dave

We also send Dave lots of feet pics

❤️ you Dave

*visible Marine disgust look* some days, I hate the fact that we have a plague upon us. Comments like what you just said make me reconsider that hatred.

*Burn it down and start over*

Dave isn't new he's been with us since at least I got here

The end is nigh

Dear God...

I want it

What kind of fuckery did I wake up to

Heads up

Need goons to provide security for Duncan’s family on the 25th.

They’ve been threatened with arrest, fines, etc for “quarantine violations” if they attend

Utterly unconstitutional and disgraceful