but then @O.Staaf told me about how for Turks, (or Kurds? need google) that dick cracking is a regular family ritual

Oosh

and now that server, and Blitz's server, cracking your dick is the new charge your crystals

isn't it fucking funny?

I've started some ridiculosu things

Who,remembr 👌👌😂😂💯💯

The poast that started all of the insanity

Only truue thundrdomm kidz wil remmber 😫 😫 👌 👌

thicccc

<:Daddy:406000576804028416>

LMAO that did start it all

damn they chimping out hard in philly already

http://6abc.com/live/

I wrap my dick around a dowel

As tight as I can twist it

And then I squat down quickly

It cracks so good

He said dowel

But he meant my.mouth

Exactly like this:

https://youtu.be/KMay4077lfo

@The Final Bowlution I believe you about being a dick cracker. POMB

oh god the dowel dickstrerch roll

That will fuck your dick up bad

I hate my dick

Are you being me

I punish it, but it always comes back.

I yell at it.

Sometimes, when I'm fucking my wife, I close my eyes and concentrate on my dick, my subconscious connection with it. Just as I dump my bowl deep into her baby maker, I try to will my dick to blast off with the bowls. It doesn't work. I must align my chakras.

I will rid myself of this dick, or at least half of it, maybe 2 feet worth.

Shit

You know

You can activate the kundalini through your dick doing that

The death of the ego must come first.

Then the death of the dick.

Yes.

It has all been written. We have known it since birth. We do not learn anything new, but rather only rememebr that which we have always known.

My ex fiance would close her eyes and be like talking softly in tongues and moaning when id penetrate her with rapid ramming. First time I stopped after a bit and was confused and weirded out and asked her what she was saying. She opened her eyes, looked at me suspiciously and said "....i wasn't saying anything what do you mean?" I figured hmm and said nevermind and got back to whisking my batter. She did that like half the time though it creeped me the fuck out and kinda turned me on. I think she was a witch.

A poltergeist at her mom's house attacked me for being the most power esoteric being and latched on to me for 2 years or so and was gone from their house. After I found out she dumped me because her boss dumped a bowl in her, I did a ceremony to cast off all energies associated with her. I saw on her brothers Facebook a week later tripping balls about seeing a faceless man in the house and poltergeist shit and he didn't believe in it but they were freaking out and moving because of it.

Never talked to her since.

I wonder how bad she'd bug out if she knew how into hermetic occult stuff I am now and getting into O9A things as well.