and twisting to get a sidecrack while inside a bitch DOES feel good still

try it Vic

I normally hate those superhero movies but I like how those Guardians movies made a bunch of good tunes popular again

but then @O.Staaf told me about how for Turks, (or Kurds? need google) that dick cracking is a regular family ritual

Oosh

and now that server, and Blitz's server, cracking your dick is the new charge your crystals

isn't it fucking funny?

I've started some ridiculosu things

Who,remembr 👌👌😂😂💯💯

The poast that started all of the insanity

Only truue thundrdomm kidz wil remmber 😫 😫 👌 👌

thicccc

<:Daddy:406000576804028416>

LMAO that did start it all

damn they chimping out hard in philly already

http://6abc.com/live/

I wrap my dick around a dowel

As tight as I can twist it

And then I squat down quickly

It cracks so good

He said dowel

But he meant my.mouth

Exactly like this:

https://youtu.be/KMay4077lfo

@The Final Bowlution I believe you about being a dick cracker. POMB

oh god the dowel dickstrerch roll

That will fuck your dick up bad

I hate my dick

Are you being me

I punish it, but it always comes back.

I yell at it.

Sometimes, when I'm fucking my wife, I close my eyes and concentrate on my dick, my subconscious connection with it. Just as I dump my bowl deep into her baby maker, I try to will my dick to blast off with the bowls. It doesn't work. I must align my chakras.

I will rid myself of this dick, or at least half of it, maybe 2 feet worth.

Shit

You know

You can activate the kundalini through your dick doing that

The death of the ego must come first.

Then the death of the dick.

Yes.

It has all been written. We have known it since birth. We do not learn anything new, but rather only rememebr that which we have always known.

My ex fiance would close her eyes and be like talking softly in tongues and moaning when id penetrate her with rapid ramming. First time I stopped after a bit and was confused and weirded out and asked her what she was saying. She opened her eyes, looked at me suspiciously and said "....i wasn't saying anything what do you mean?" I figured hmm and said nevermind and got back to whisking my batter. She did that like half the time though it creeped me the fuck out and kinda turned me on. I think she was a witch.