Message from @Krieg
Discord ID: 409922159473983488
I normally hate those superhero movies but I like how those Guardians movies made a bunch of good tunes popular again
but then @O.Staaf told me about how for Turks, (or Kurds? need google) that dick cracking is a regular family ritual
Oosh
and now that server, and Blitz's server, cracking your dick is the new charge your crystals
isn't it fucking funny?
I've started some ridiculosu things
Who,remembr 👌👌😂😂💯💯
The poast that started all of the insanity
Only truue thundrdomm kidz wil remmber 😫 😫 👌 👌
thicccc
<:Daddy:406000576804028416>
LMAO that did start it all
damn they chimping out hard in philly already
I wrap my dick around a dowel
As tight as I can twist it
And then I squat down quickly
It cracks so good
He said dowel
Exactly like this:
https://youtu.be/KMay4077lfo
@The Final Bowlution I believe you about being a dick cracker. POMB
oh god the dowel dickstrerch roll
That will fuck your dick up bad
I hate my dick
Are you being me
I punish it, but it always comes back.
I yell at it.
Sometimes, when I'm fucking my wife, I close my eyes and concentrate on my dick, my subconscious connection with it. Just as I dump my bowl deep into her baby maker, I try to will my dick to blast off with the bowls. It doesn't work. I must align my chakras.
I will rid myself of this dick, or at least half of it, maybe 2 feet worth.
Shit
You know
You can activate the kundalini through your dick doing that
The death of the ego must come first.
Then the death of the dick.
Yes.
It has all been written. We have known it since birth. We do not learn anything new, but rather only rememebr that which we have always known.
My ex fiance would close her eyes and be like talking softly in tongues and moaning when id penetrate her with rapid ramming. First time I stopped after a bit and was confused and weirded out and asked her what she was saying. She opened her eyes, looked at me suspiciously and said "....i wasn't saying anything what do you mean?" I figured hmm and said nevermind and got back to whisking my batter. She did that like half the time though it creeped me the fuck out and kinda turned me on. I think she was a witch.
A poltergeist at her mom's house attacked me for being the most power esoteric being and latched on to me for 2 years or so and was gone from their house. After I found out she dumped me because her boss dumped a bowl in her, I did a ceremony to cast off all energies associated with her. I saw on her brothers Facebook a week later tripping balls about seeing a faceless man in the house and poltergeist shit and he didn't believe in it but they were freaking out and moving because of it.
Never talked to her since.