Message from @FMJackalope
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im bringing duelling pistols to frozen mosin
Or you just delivered so much you’re scarred
Fuck I’ve wanted to duel someone my whole life
of all the beer i delivered, there was no case more universally hated than the pabst 16
But remember if you challenge me, I get to choose the weapon.
You get to choose the distance
Thems the rules
oh I know the rules
Lol
Wiffle ball bats
wiffle ball bats until first blood?
Wiffle ball bats from 20yds
NAA .22 mini revolvers from 15 yards
about as accurate as a smoothbore at that distance
Lol
How about pbr cans, at 20 ft
Airsoft spring pistols at 2 yards
At high noon
Its been a couple years but I got pretty good at throwing those fuckers
at one store I went to, the salesman would always order way too much
only the merchandiser couldnt refuse product
but if it was broken it couldnt be delivered
and thus the pabst space program was born
the store had a huge empty lot right next to it so we'd take a few cans out of the case (case being 4, six packs) and YEET those fuckers as high as we could throw them
oh no! Stupid night crew truck loaders broke another case!
I hated that job but I miss it sometimes for reasons like that
Haha that would be fun
the company was so shitty and desperate you could get away with pretty much anything if you were a driver
I got beer truck stories for days
the pabst space program
lmao
why'd you hate them so much?
pabst 16 ounce cans come in cases of 4 six packs per case in a flimsy ass cardboard shell that is about 1/3 the height of the cans
they would always blow out
they didnt stack right
the stacks were wobbly as fuck
this shit would get delivered on hand carts and pabst 16s _had_ to go on the top of the stack or it might collapse it
and some stores would get 20+ cases of this shit
and 12 packs of the 16 ouncers came 2 to a case
and typically a 2/12 as we called them, would also be contained within a cardboard shell, but not these fuckers