Message from @FMJackalope

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2020-01-25 00:49:31 UTC  

I will remove it by drinking it

2020-01-25 00:49:36 UTC  

One by one

2020-01-25 00:49:37 UTC  

Aye that brings the total up to lile 5

2020-01-25 00:49:40 UTC  

Until it’s all gone

2020-01-25 00:49:41 UTC  

Like

2020-01-25 00:49:48 UTC  

i swear to fucking god if you're drinking 16 ounce cans

2020-01-25 00:49:55 UTC  

..........

2020-01-25 00:49:59 UTC  

Typically

2020-01-25 00:50:14 UTC  

What you don’t like the submariners ?

2020-01-25 00:50:19 UTC  

thats it

2020-01-25 00:50:25 UTC  

im bringing duelling pistols to frozen mosin

2020-01-25 00:50:27 UTC  

Or you just delivered so much you’re scarred

2020-01-25 00:50:48 UTC  

Fuck I’ve wanted to duel someone my whole life

2020-01-25 00:50:59 UTC  

of all the beer i delivered, there was no case more universally hated than the pabst 16

2020-01-25 00:51:04 UTC  

But remember if you challenge me, I get to choose the weapon.

2020-01-25 00:51:10 UTC  

You get to choose the distance

2020-01-25 00:51:15 UTC  

Thems the rules

2020-01-25 00:51:39 UTC  

oh I know the rules

2020-01-25 00:51:46 UTC  

Lol

2020-01-25 00:51:55 UTC  

Wiffle ball bats

2020-01-25 00:52:19 UTC  

wiffle ball bats until first blood?

2020-01-25 01:02:20 UTC  

Wiffle ball bats from 20yds

2020-01-25 01:03:47 UTC  

NAA .22 mini revolvers from 15 yards

2020-01-25 01:04:01 UTC  

about as accurate as a smoothbore at that distance

2020-01-25 01:14:10 UTC  

Lol

2020-01-25 01:15:17 UTC  

How about pbr cans, at 20 ft

2020-01-25 01:15:38 UTC  

Airsoft spring pistols at 2 yards

2020-01-25 01:15:44 UTC  

At high noon

2020-01-25 01:15:58 UTC  

Its been a couple years but I got pretty good at throwing those fuckers

2020-01-25 01:16:32 UTC  

at one store I went to, the salesman would always order way too much

2020-01-25 01:17:05 UTC  

and it would piss off the merchandiser (the guy who stocks the shelves, attaches price tags)

2020-01-25 01:17:14 UTC  

only the merchandiser couldnt refuse product

2020-01-25 01:17:23 UTC  

but if it was broken it couldnt be delivered

2020-01-25 01:17:33 UTC  

and thus the pabst space program was born

2020-01-25 01:18:22 UTC  

the store had a huge empty lot right next to it so we'd take a few cans out of the case (case being 4, six packs) and YEET those fuckers as high as we could throw them

2020-01-25 01:18:50 UTC  

oh no! Stupid night crew truck loaders broke another case!

2020-01-25 01:20:04 UTC  

I hated that job but I miss it sometimes for reasons like that

2020-01-25 01:22:54 UTC  

Haha that would be fun

2020-01-25 01:23:21 UTC  

the company was so shitty and desperate you could get away with pretty much anything if you were a driver

2020-01-25 01:23:55 UTC  

I got beer truck stories for days

2020-01-25 01:27:51 UTC  

the pabst space program