Message from @FMJackalope
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I will remove it by drinking it
One by one
Aye that brings the total up to lile 5
Until it’s all gone
Like
i swear to fucking god if you're drinking 16 ounce cans
..........
Typically
What you don’t like the submariners ?
thats it
im bringing duelling pistols to frozen mosin
Or you just delivered so much you’re scarred
Fuck I’ve wanted to duel someone my whole life
of all the beer i delivered, there was no case more universally hated than the pabst 16
But remember if you challenge me, I get to choose the weapon.
You get to choose the distance
Thems the rules
oh I know the rules
Lol
Wiffle ball bats
Wiffle ball bats from 20yds
NAA .22 mini revolvers from 15 yards
about as accurate as a smoothbore at that distance
Lol
How about pbr cans, at 20 ft
Airsoft spring pistols at 2 yards
At high noon
Its been a couple years but I got pretty good at throwing those fuckers
at one store I went to, the salesman would always order way too much
and it would piss off the merchandiser (the guy who stocks the shelves, attaches price tags)
only the merchandiser couldnt refuse product
but if it was broken it couldnt be delivered
and thus the pabst space program was born
the store had a huge empty lot right next to it so we'd take a few cans out of the case (case being 4, six packs) and YEET those fuckers as high as we could throw them
oh no! Stupid night crew truck loaders broke another case!
I hated that job but I miss it sometimes for reasons like that
Haha that would be fun
the company was so shitty and desperate you could get away with pretty much anything if you were a driver
I got beer truck stories for days
the pabst space program