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Typically

What you don’t like the submariners ?

thats it

im bringing duelling pistols to frozen mosin

Or you just delivered so much you’re scarred

Fuck I’ve wanted to duel someone my whole life

of all the beer i delivered, there was no case more universally hated than the pabst 16

But remember if you challenge me, I get to choose the weapon.

You get to choose the distance

Thems the rules

oh I know the rules

Lol

Wiffle ball bats

wiffle ball bats until first blood?

Wiffle ball bats from 20yds

NAA .22 mini revolvers from 15 yards

about as accurate as a smoothbore at that distance

Lol

How about pbr cans, at 20 ft

Airsoft spring pistols at 2 yards

At high noon

Its been a couple years but I got pretty good at throwing those fuckers

at one store I went to, the salesman would always order way too much

and it would piss off the merchandiser (the guy who stocks the shelves, attaches price tags)

only the merchandiser couldnt refuse product

but if it was broken it couldnt be delivered

and thus the pabst space program was born

the store had a huge empty lot right next to it so we'd take a few cans out of the case (case being 4, six packs) and YEET those fuckers as high as we could throw them

oh no! Stupid night crew truck loaders broke another case!

I hated that job but I miss it sometimes for reasons like that

Haha that would be fun

the company was so shitty and desperate you could get away with pretty much anything if you were a driver

I got beer truck stories for days

the pabst space program

lmao

why'd you hate them so much?

pabst 16 ounce cans come in cases of 4 six packs per case in a flimsy ass cardboard shell that is about 1/3 the height of the cans

they would always blow out

they didnt stack right

the stacks were wobbly as fuck