Message from @The Eternal Heel
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But I'm feeling I'm losing a lot of my mass so it concerned me
Like it's dope for the body and the look but I feel physically weaker
I do professional wrestling so I'm used to.....other means
but I'm trying to go straight edge
Hey uh, I just found a historical tidbit I found... interesting, is this the place to do it?
Yee
Hit me up
(also to finish my last thought, I will say Roids were fucking amazing)
Its a bit long so sorry but here we go.
I'm pumped
In 1676, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV demanded that the Cossacks submit to Turkish rule.
The Ukranian Cossack lead by Ivan Sirko , answered the demand with the infamous reply letter :
“ Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with you, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, boy lover of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, slaughterhouse mongrel, unchristened brow, fuck your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians.
Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!
- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host
Seems like the 17th century version of the Navy Seal copypasta to me.
not gonna even lie thats an impressive letter xD
I especially appreciate "Crick in our dick."
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I'd hit it
@The Eternal Heel just read your comments above lol i missed them b4. Loss of mass is always kinda expected when cutting. To a degree anyway. I'm wondering tho if the physical fatigue is anyway associated with the keto diet, I personally havnt used it in ages.
Fuck thanks my dude, I seriously worried
Nah PF is not
I might have Corona though lmfao
If anybody likes Wrestling/Body Building
Oh I can't like
Fuck it. DM me.
Fk ya mate, its honestly rare to talk to someone who knows their shit and r serious bout it lol
I'll hit your dms later
Yeah bro for sure, Friend me dawg - I always need someone to keep me in check as we all do
*everything* is racist in current year
Why is this song legit good? http://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs
i live in romania
its a pretty shitty country
but there's one good thing to it all
i pay 6$ a month for this
it also comes with home phone subscription
i pay 100+ for the “best verizon internet speed” and i get 30 at best
Your ping is at 2...are you kidding me
I thought mine was fast
@Bandolier - So YouTube suggested this to me... DAMN! http://youtu.be/6gZ-11-kOSQ