Pencil Pecker Phil > Big Dick Darrel apparently.

Just get a good eat out game and you're good guys.

How long has the subreddit been quarantined?

Whoah that long?

Damn

Hey if anyone here lives in Utah there is a 2A rally happening on Saturday at 11 AM at the capitol building.

Sorry sir this is a wholesome server. No fuckin swearing

Alright. Glad we cleared this hurdle.

Balance has been restored, we can continue with whatever we were doing before this.

I like how I'm the only one that was actually @'d

MYAAAHHH

Well then. Peace be upon you.

Inshallah

Son of a 😂

I'm on my 5 year anniversary right now, only saying stuff during lulls and stuff. No Trump gear on me right now.

I'll have to wait for a day or so. Sorry man.

Or, I do moderate a couple servers, ones a Brexiteer server and the other is a Libertarian one, would sending them that work or?

I'm a day late but

If I ever run for political office please remind me to mention that I employ 100 percent of the African American population in my town.

That one man is the only one according to my town's census data.

I learned about kids jumping on my lap.

And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.

Hey uh, I just found a historical tidbit I found... interesting, is this the place to do it?

Its a bit long so sorry but here we go.

In 1676, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV demanded that the Cossacks submit to Turkish rule.

The Ukranian Cossack lead by Ivan Sirko , answered the demand with the infamous reply letter :

“ Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with you, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, boy lover of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, slaughterhouse mongrel, unchristened brow, fuck your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians.

Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Seems like the 17th century version of the Navy Seal copypasta to me.

I especially appreciate "Crick in our dick."

Time to get morbid to settle an argument.

Would you guys rather be shot or drown?

For the sake of argument, both are fatal, but you have to experience drowning and all that comes with for 30 seconds. You also have to deal with being shot and all that comes with it for 30 seconds.

Anyone else lose their appetite when they see someone else eating or get agitated by chewing sounds?

Its to the point with me that I just eat alone because I usually don't finish my meal due to being annoyed too much to eat or due to being somewhat disgusted.

Chips are the worst.

But juicy meats are also terrible to me.

Open mouth chewing of any sort.

To some extent I can't even handle my own.

I have to have some other noise on. Which is why I watch YouTube videos, listen to the radio, or watch TV when I eat. I have to do one of those or something similar.

But to give you a glimpse of what just happened to me, just barely had a dinner with some of the employees at my work, one of them wiped his mouth with a napkin, then proceeded to LAY SAID NAPKIN DIRTY SIDE DOWN on the table.

Then he did that thing where you pick something up, move it a few inches, then drop it. Dude was legit playing with his dirty napkin, spreading whatever he had on his lips all over the table.

I tapped out a couple minutes after that.

After they leave I'm lysoling the fuck out of that table.

Mass slaughter of your brain cells