Message from @The Eternal Heel

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2020-03-18 06:40:21 UTC  

Only 1 month

2020-03-18 06:40:30 UTC  

But I'm feeling I'm losing a lot of my mass so it concerned me

2020-03-18 06:40:48 UTC  

Like it's dope for the body and the look but I feel physically weaker

2020-03-18 06:43:45 UTC  

I do professional wrestling so I'm used to.....other means

2020-03-18 06:43:53 UTC  

but I'm trying to go straight edge

2020-03-18 06:43:54 UTC  

Hey uh, I just found a historical tidbit I found... interesting, is this the place to do it?

2020-03-18 06:44:00 UTC  

Yee

2020-03-18 06:44:01 UTC  

Hit me up

2020-03-18 06:44:22 UTC  

(also to finish my last thought, I will say Roids were fucking amazing)

2020-03-18 06:44:22 UTC  

Its a bit long so sorry but here we go.

2020-03-18 06:44:29 UTC  

I'm pumped

2020-03-18 06:45:33 UTC  

In 1676, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV demanded that the Cossacks submit to Turkish rule.

The Ukranian Cossack lead by Ivan Sirko , answered the demand with the infamous reply letter :

“ Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with you, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, boy lover of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, slaughterhouse mongrel, unchristened brow, fuck your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians.

Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

2020-03-18 06:47:22 UTC  

Seems like the 17th century version of the Navy Seal copypasta to me.

2020-03-18 06:55:01 UTC  

not gonna even lie thats an impressive letter xD

2020-03-18 06:57:36 UTC  

I especially appreciate "Crick in our dick."

2020-03-18 06:58:03 UTC  

<:trumpsalute2:624684793388466177>

2020-03-18 07:00:07 UTC  

I'd hit it

2020-03-18 07:01:51 UTC  

@The Eternal Heel just read your comments above lol i missed them b4. Loss of mass is always kinda expected when cutting. To a degree anyway. I'm wondering tho if the physical fatigue is anyway associated with the keto diet, I personally havnt used it in ages.

2020-03-18 07:22:19 UTC  

Fuck thanks my dude, I seriously worried

2020-03-18 07:22:27 UTC  

Nah PF is not

2020-03-18 07:22:37 UTC  

I might have Corona though lmfao

2020-03-18 07:22:48 UTC  

Keto is my cut central

2020-03-18 07:35:22 UTC  

If anybody likes Wrestling/Body Building

2020-03-18 07:35:29 UTC  

Oh I can't like

2020-03-18 07:35:59 UTC  

Fuck it. DM me.

2020-03-18 07:45:45 UTC  

Fk ya mate, its honestly rare to talk to someone who knows their shit and r serious bout it lol

2020-03-18 07:45:59 UTC  

I'll hit your dms later

2020-03-18 07:50:46 UTC  

Yeah bro for sure, Friend me dawg - I always need someone to keep me in check as we all do

2020-03-18 11:58:55 UTC  

*everything* is racist in current year

2020-03-18 12:54:49 UTC  

Why is this song legit good? http://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs

2020-03-18 13:16:16 UTC  

i live in romania

2020-03-18 13:16:21 UTC  

its a pretty shitty country

2020-03-18 13:16:28 UTC  

but there's one good thing to it all

2020-03-18 13:16:32 UTC  

i pay 6$ a month for this

2020-03-18 13:17:33 UTC  

it also comes with home phone subscription

2020-03-18 15:34:41 UTC  

i pay 100+ for the “best verizon internet speed” and i get 30 at best

2020-03-18 18:12:25 UTC  

Your ping is at 2...are you kidding me

2020-03-18 18:12:31 UTC  

I thought mine was fast