hes contemplating who will felch him

Lord.

the lord was looking away at that time

"What's the flavor of the KY jelly today, mother?"

"mumsy"

Uh oh a celebrity died of coronavirus watch them all now go crazy and show their tds

Which one?

pls say lena dunham

dear god i hope james woods is safe

I'm hoping Katee Sackhoff's delicious ass is okay.

Some playwright names McNally

A playwright?

Who goes to plays anymore?

Thought I heard the name somewhere but I remember now there’s a character in elementary named McNally

Puerto Ricans have weird rituals. My great-grandmother used to have voodoo dolls in her home.

Eh. They're fun to go dancing with on a Saturday night.

But that was long ago. Before the Empire.

Caribbean Christianity is strange in general.

They believe in a syncretic religion of Christianity and some weird, pagan spiritual stuff.

Eh. Christianity to be honest is a syncretic religion of pre-Rabbinical Judaism and Platonism. Not a bad thing. It's a pillar of western civilization.

*cough*

Please cover your coof.

*sneeze*

Uh oh. We are gonna have to take Oliver to a camp...I mean clinic.

*cums + blank stare. mouth agape*

dont worry about all of the smoke youre seeing, thats just the coronavirus vaccine factory

*coughs on produce*

so just come in were just gonna help u

Why is my forehead so hot?

It's just a shower, bro.

yeah

I have the sudden urge to travel to high population density locations.

go to san francisco

I'll got to aunt Nancy's office

Don't bother bringing lube. She likes to go in dry.

she can slop you up when she takes those dentures out

Would you give aunt Nancy a pearl necklace

like a nasty brooklyn crackhead

no id just bust inside and make her leave

It would take a lot of Manischewitz and a valium.

"up up up. go. come on the uber is waiting"

Bitch was kinda hot when she was young tbh