They believe in a syncretic religion of Christianity and some weird, pagan spiritual stuff.

Eh. Christianity to be honest is a syncretic religion of pre-Rabbinical Judaism and Platonism. Not a bad thing. It's a pillar of western civilization.

*cough*

Please cover your coof.

*sneeze*

Uh oh. We are gonna have to take Oliver to a camp...I mean clinic.

*cums + blank stare. mouth agape*

dont worry about all of the smoke youre seeing, thats just the coronavirus vaccine factory

*coughs on produce*

so just come in were just gonna help u

Why is my forehead so hot?

It's just a shower, bro.

yeah

I have the sudden urge to travel to high population density locations.

go to san francisco

I'll got to aunt Nancy's office

Don't bother bringing lube. She likes to go in dry.

she can slop you up when she takes those dentures out

Would you give aunt Nancy a pearl necklace

like a nasty brooklyn crackhead

no id just bust inside and make her leave

It would take a lot of Manischewitz and a valium.

"up up up. go. come on the uber is waiting"

Bitch was kinda hot when she was young tbh

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/nancy-pelosi-head-of-the-democratic-national-committees-san-news-photo-1094951026-1549320095.jpg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,top&resize=980:*

Like a lot of Baltimore Italians, she aged like a fine milk.

nancy pelosi could suck the shine off a cane

that weird disconnected area between her upper eyelid and skull

She never had the makings of a varsity shinebox.

even when she was young she looked like the inside of a worn boot

what a total troglodite

wonder if she likes it rough

Most do.

"Choke me, baby."

the facts

did you guys see trump

she looks like skeletor on crystal meth

TrumpBucks should be passed today

I'm buying nothing but $TSLA and $ILMN with my TrumpBux

@Oliver people die for less...she was hot fml bite the curb and kick your own head in ffs.

lmao ok buddy

sorry 4 shit posting i can't control it.